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Double Entendre and Music

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by Supernova67, Jan 5, 2007.

  1. Supernova67


    Jun 21, 2005
    well heres my little story... about 5 minutes ago one of my 8 month old elixers broke...it was the G. And completely not thinking i told my girlfriend " **** I JUST BROKE MY G STRING!" and i think she might have taken it the wrong way until i realized what i said and explained. So it got me thinking...Theres lots of double Entendre (phrases with multiple meanings) in Music. So i thought we might start a list of some. I'll start

    "Crap...just snapped my G string"
    "were you playing with the band or just playing with yourself?"
    "Dude...your fingering is way off"

  2. be carefull when fingering a minor, you don't want to break any g-strings
  3. Cloggy


    Apr 5, 2006
    See me poke the dancer

    (See me dance the polka)
  4. Bon Scott was the master of the double entendre:

    She gave me the Queen
    She gave me the King
    She was wheelin' and dealin'
    Just doin' her thing
    She was holdin' a pair
    But I had to try
    Her Deuce was wild
    But my Ace was high
    But how was I to know
    That she'd been dealt with before
    Said she'd never had a Full House
    But I should have known
    From the tattoo on her left leg
    And the garter on her right
    She'd have the card to bring me down
    If she played it right
    She's got the Jack
    Poker face was her name
    Poker face was her nature
    Poker straight was her game
    If she knew she could get you
    She play'd 'em fast
    She play'd 'em hard
    She could close her eyes
    And feel every card
    But how was I to know
    That she'd been shuffled before
    Said she'd never had a Royal Flush
    But I should have known
    That all the cards were comin'
    From the bottom of the pack
    And if I'd known what she was dealin' out
    I'd have dealt it back
  5. ogrossman


    May 20, 2006
    Minneapolis, MN
    I've seen a bunch of double entendres about bass players playing down low...
  6. Bard2dbone


    Aug 4, 2002
    Arlington TX
    The one that got me in trouble was a simple reference to F-holes. :eek: :rollno: :( :eyebrow:
  7. Some friends and I were joking that this one kid had to go buy a new g-string.
  8. Otso


    Mar 6, 2006
    Someone on this forum (can't remember who it was) posted that he was overheard saying that his P is warm.
  9. haha! Last night my boyfriend said when I get my bass in he said he is going to say "I'm going to P on you" and then drop my bass on me.

  10. Polishing the wood.
  11. Joey3313


    Nov 28, 2003
    Last night while playing I busted a nut and broke a g string.

    Yeah...it's bad...

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