well heres my little story... about 5 minutes ago one of my 8 month old elixers broke...it was the G. And completely not thinking i told my girlfriend " **** I JUST BROKE MY G STRING!" and i think she might have taken it the wrong way until i realized what i said and explained. So it got me thinking...Theres lots of double Entendre (phrases with multiple meanings) in Music. So i thought we might start a list of some. I'll start "Crap...just snapped my G string" "were you playing with the band or just playing with yourself?" "Dude...your fingering is way off"