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Dreams in living technocolor with a cast of thousands

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by slobake, Jun 3, 2014.


  1. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    I usually don't remember too much about my dreams. Maybe I will remember an aardvark driving on the left side of the road in downtown Cleveland and that's about it.
    My wife is a different story. If she says "I had a dream last night." I have two choices.
    1. Go get some popcorn, sit down, get comfortable and enjoy the ride.
    or
    2. Tell her "Can this wait until tonight, I can't be two hours late to work again."

    Okay a little exaggeration there but not too much. She can describe her dreams in minute detail. Everything that happened, what she was thinking in the dream, what everyone said etc, etc, etc. It is no exaggeration to say that she can take ten or fifteen minutes to describe her dreams.
    Is this a gender thing? Does anyone else here remember their dreams in such detail? Does your significant other remember their dreams like this?
     
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  2. nukes_da_bass

    nukes_da_bass Banned

    Feb 19, 2006
    west suburban boston
    "Tell us again about zee artvark drivink. And vut are your veelings vor your mutter?"
     
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  3. Tituscrow

    Tituscrow Banned

    Feb 14, 2011
    NW England
    Darth dreams of running his fingers through my hair.
     
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  4. Darth Handsome

    Darth Handsome Banned

    Oct 1, 2010
    Winnipeg

    Titus dreams of thread hijackings.
     
  5. DerHoggz

    DerHoggz I like cats :| Banned

    Feb 13, 2009
    Western Pennsylvania
    It has a lot to do with when you wake up in the sleep cycle. IIRC, you dream every time in REM, but don't usually remember it.
     
  6. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    She is a very light sleeper and I could sleep through armageddon. Is that related to remembering dreams?
     
  7. Tituscrow

    Tituscrow Banned

    Feb 14, 2011
    NW England
    Darth dreams of having the nads to infiltrate DBOT.
     
  8. Darth Handsome

    Darth Handsome Banned

    Oct 1, 2010
    Winnipeg

    I did yesterday. Dropped 'em a CIA story.
     
  9. Tituscrow

    Tituscrow Banned

    Feb 14, 2011
    NW England
    Pfft. That's like a wasp at a picnic.

    I'm talking full-on gunslinging.
     
  10. Darth Handsome

    Darth Handsome Banned

    Oct 1, 2010
    Winnipeg

    Ohhhh. You mean like a soccer thread?
     
  11. nukes_da_bass

    nukes_da_bass Banned

    Feb 19, 2006
    west suburban boston
    DBOT hasn't moved a centimeter in months.
    They should thank us.
     
  12. DerHoggz

    DerHoggz I like cats :| Banned

    Feb 13, 2009
    Western Pennsylvania
    I already billed them for my consultation, I expect to hear back after their 20 hours of practicing.
     
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  13. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    I had a dream about Danny Devito and Columbo in a grudge match. Columbo was asking the ref for a pencil and DeVito tried to sneak up behind him. Then there was a commercial break for a new spaghetti western and I woke up.
     
  14. Tituscrow

    Tituscrow Banned

    Feb 14, 2011
    NW England
    I think we should start a 'what do you think you look like in your head' thread.
     
  15. Darth Handsome

    Darth Handsome Banned

    Oct 1, 2010
    Winnipeg

    Oorah! An excuse to post this!

     
  16. Tituscrow

    Tituscrow Banned

    Feb 14, 2011
    NW England
    Stay on topic Steve...we are planning the heist of the century here.
     
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  17. Darth Handsome

    Darth Handsome Banned

    Oct 1, 2010
    Winnipeg

    You handle employees. I've got crowd control.
     
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  18. 4StringAxe

    4StringAxe

    Jul 27, 2009
    If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says ******* $#@% after that.
     
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  19. Darth Handsome

    Darth Handsome Banned

    Oct 1, 2010
    Winnipeg

    I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
     
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  20. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    There is a topic? You're not from around here are you son.
     

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