Oh, the pain! I was jamming to some tunes tonight and giving the wife a bass lesson. She was playing my Peavey G-Bass and I was jammin' on my Reverend Rumblefish. The f*#!#!g strap slipped off and my baby hit the floor just as hard as it possibly could! The body is cracked on the top, side, and back and a chunk of phenolic fell off. I am absolutely in AWFUL PAIN! This is not my idea of how to start the New Year. Dave Siff or dancehallclasher will understand. What to do? Suicide won't help, only money or mind-altering substances. Nah, those won't help either. What would help is if Joe Naylor tells me he still has some old style black bodies left for a situation just like this. OH THE PAIN!!! Coulda woulda shoulda had straplocks put on! AAARRGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!