Here's an old joke from lil' old England,bet you've heard it. Drummer gets fed up with being thought of as being thick as a canteen cup so he decides to become a bass player.Borrows a bass from a mate and sits in his room for a year while he saves his pennies. At the end of the year he's getting good and he's flush with coin so he runs into a shop and says 'I'll have a pre-CBS Precision,a Musicman 5-string and a GK combo with a Hartke ext. cab.' Sales guy looks at him and says 'You're a drummer aren't you?' Drummer says'Well,yeh.How did you know?' Sales guy says 'This is a shoe shop!' Hope great mirth ensues!
I had no idea where that was going. Very funny. I shall send that to my drummer. I think he can read.
Guy goes on safari in Africa. At night he hears drums. He asks the guide, "what's that", and the guide says, "dem talking drums, say everything good". The next night, he hears the drums again. He asks the guide, "what are they saying now", and the guide says "they say hot weather coming".' The next night, the drums start up, then suddenly stop. Guy looks quizically at the guide, says "how come they stopped"? The guide listens for a while, then says: "Bass solo".
I heard something like that before. But it said that the drums should never stop, because then there is a bass solo. And I heard this one. A man asked a guitarist(bassist, whatever) if he wasn't a musician, what would he be. And the musician replied,"A drummer."
............ and then there was the time that the bass player locked his keys in his car... it took them two hours to get the drummer out
Two guys walk up to a curb in the city and hail a cab. The first guy has a guitar slung over his back, and the second guy has a pair of drumsticks hanging out of his back pocket. A cab flashes up to the curb, they get in and roar away. Which one is the musician? The cab driver!
This is an old one but.... What do you call someone that always hangs out with the band?? The Drummer
I told my Mom that when I grow up I want to be a drummer. She said I would have to do one or the other.
Ok, a drummer walks by a bar.... Hey! It could happen! Q:What's one thing you will never hear a drummer say? A:"Hey guys, lets play one of my songs" My 1st post
How do you know when a drummer is at your front door? The knocking speeds up, then slows down, and he doesn't know when to come in.
What do you do when you see a wounded drummer on the floor of the recording studio? Laugh and shoot again.
my brother (who is a drummer) can screw in a ladder without a ladder ! anyway... Why was the drummer arrested? He was a drug dealer
What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? You only have to put info into the machine and hit it once.
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