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Drunk Man Crashes (Motorized) Bar Stool

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by unbasslichkeit, Mar 30, 2009.


  1. Jared Lash

    Jared Lash Born under punches

    Aug 21, 2006
    Denver, CO
    This article comes to us courtesy of the "who didn't see that coming?" department.
     
  2. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    San Jose, CA
    I WANT ONE!
     
  3. That's only 30 minutes from my house. Newark, Ohio is full of hillbilly inventors like that. I wonder what else he had in his garage.
     
  4. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Damn! Someone already made one. Foiled again. :scowl:
     
  5. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
    Those things are a bear to steer, but they are fun as hell!
     
  6. theres a guy on my street with about 5 of them. drives them up and down the street all the time. ive seen him race a guy in the street before.
     
  7. doctorjazz

    doctorjazz

    Oct 22, 2006
    Wilmington, NC
    That's probably the only vehicle that is appropriate to drive while drunk.
     
  8. I dont think the hillbilly inventors nor this guy in particular can take the credit. These things have been around for ages. There are actually racing leagues for them. I think they were even on Wreckreation Nation on the discovery channel not long ago. That might have been the lawnmower racers though, I only watched the commercials. Still, I have been known to wreck not motorized barstools while drunk, so this guy had at least some semblance of sobriety. I think we ought to start a petition to have him aquitted.
     
  9. Bard2dbone

    Bard2dbone

    Aug 4, 2002
    Arlington TX
    I actually kind of agree with that. Let the drunk drivers get in wrecks without a car around them.

    I like it.
     
  10. sean.1986

    sean.1986

    Feb 24, 2009
    Essex, England
    They should make a new Mario Kart with two seater versions. It could be called "Mario Kart: Double Vision" and you could throw bottles and barstools instead of shells and toadstools.
     
  11. Barfly

    Barfly

    Dec 27, 2000
    GTA, Canada
    Wygle has pleaded not guilty to the charges.

    Awesome.
     
  12. L-A

    L-A

    Jul 17, 2008
    Eh?
    Sweet, a wheelie bar!

    And how is this DUI? Is this considered a vehicle?
     
  13. stabbicus

    stabbicus

    Jan 18, 2007
    Memphis, TN
    I think you can get a DUI for driving a bicycle intoxicated.
     
  14. Stinsok

    Stinsok Supporting Member

    Dec 16, 2002
    Central Alabama
    That thing is a busted set of gnads just waiting to happen.
     
  15. sean.1986

    sean.1986

    Feb 24, 2009
    Essex, England
    It's the most comical vehicle I've ever seen. It's taking riding shopping trolleys whilst pissed*, to an extreme.

    *in Britain this means drunk, not angry.
     
  16. IconBasser

    IconBasser Scuba Viking Supporting Member

    Feb 28, 2007
    Alta Loma, California
    Thanks! You made me laugh very hard.
     
  17. RWP

    RWP

    Jul 1, 2006
    There is actually a jet powered version.

    [​IMG]
     
  18. DudeistMonk

    DudeistMonk

    Apr 13, 2008
    Newark, NJ
    They did...It's called Double Dash

    [​IMG]
     
  19. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    They just need to add it as a vehicle. Oh and add a bar that you can "park" at after you've one. And it should come with a 12 pack of beer mailed to your house for the full effect. Oh and it should come with a cupholder for your wii remote too. There. That should do it.
     

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