Best Drunk Story of the Month A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers over to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest biker in the face, and says, "I went by your grandma's house today, and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him, but doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and usually fights at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on with your grandma. She is good; the best I ever had!" The biker's buddies are starting to get real mad, but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time. He says, "I'll tell you something else, Boy, your grandma liked it!" At this point, the biker stands up. He takes the drunk by the shoulders, looks him square in the eyes and says...... "Go home, Grandpa, you're drunk."