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Dude... I win... On Myspace.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike Money, Jan 6, 2006.

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  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    So, this kid wanted to start a band. That sounds like:

    "black dahlia murder
    as i lay dying
    old underoath
    old A7X
    old H.I.M.
    cradle of filth"

    Or he needed people for his side project that sounds like:

    "or if you want to be in my side project with a freind which is hardcore/love metal/ screamo

    brand new
    as cities burn
    as i lay dying
    a modern epic
    kill switch engage"

    Anyways... I obviously started poking fun at the lad... And another fellow joined in.

    It ended with him saying this:

    ______ YOU
    chill the ____ out
    this is a _____ thread.
    its not to ______ critisize everything about me.
    ALL you people need to leave this ______ alone. this was for serious ____ people only. i wanted you to reply only when you wanted to join. not to say how much my music sucks.
    CHILL THE ____ OUT.
    why dont you ____ conformists go Cyber ______ yourself.
    im not going to argue with some out-of-date hippie _____.
    ____. you.

    if you dont like what i ****ing say, go _____ cry to mommy.
    if you dont play ____ and dont want to join. leave me the ____ alone.
    all i wanted was for some members for my band. and you ____ go and Throw my simple thread out of proportion.
    all you guys get offa myspace for once and do something worth your pitiful ______ existance. instead of critisizing me
    go ahead jakke, why dont you judge my clothes. undress me with your eyes ______.
    **** you you _____ _____
    get a life and some __ ."

    Oh... Jakke is the foo who joined in the fun with me.

    I believe the slightly high-lighted part is rather amusing.

  2. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    here is the kids picture :p
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  4. It's really Toasted.
  5. JimmyM


    Apr 11, 2005
    Apopka, FL
    Endorsing: Ampeg Amps, EMG Pickups
    Wow, you are really cool, Mike. In a land of computer nerds, you are the coolest computer nerd on Myspace. Be sure to add this to your resume.

  6. ladros2


    Jun 2, 2005
  7. bassmonkeee


    Sep 13, 2000
    Decatur, GA
    Hmmm...You picked a fight with an emo stranger on My Space and ran to Talkbass to tell everyone how cool you think you are.

    And, you think it's the other guy that's pathetic.

    That's funny.
  8. Don't_Fret

    Don't_Fret Justin Schornstein

    Dec 10, 2003
    That's what I thought.
  9. Dan1099

    Dan1099 Dumbing My Process Down

    Aug 7, 2004
    Jeez, JimmyM, Chill out! He didn't start this thread so you could come and make fun of him. He just wanted some people to make fun of this kid with him. Jeez. Get a life. Conformist.

    Seriously, though, JimmyM, no matter how many cranky posts with :meh:s you use, you'll never replace Bruce Lindfield in my mind. You do know that smiley is named after him, right? ;)
  10. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    I agree... but then again, knowing Mike, he's probably making everything up...

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