People insist on coming up to me and telling what they think are great bass anecdotes that they expect me to believe. Two recent: A guy tells me "You know Major Holley? I saw him and his bass was held together with friction tape." (Like where, on a one-nighter in Saskatoon?)Monday, I worked with Eddie Berg, who used to work with Major. He laughed. Same place, another guy says "Just before a job was starting, the guy's bridge broke. Ya know what he used? A cigar box that the bartender gave him!" Has anyone else been forced to put up with dumb-assed stories from club customers?