Ebay sellers write you the darnedest things

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by edpal, Apr 8, 2014.

  1. edpal

    edpal Banned

    Oct 3, 2007
    So, I bought a replacement truss rod cover for an older Ibanez ATX I got off evil-bay. I had to chuckle at the sellers' email for this basic, behind-the-nut truss rod cover.

    This is a spectacular truss rod cover sure to transform your guitar. We hope this purchase meets or exceeds your expectations.

    I'll sleep better knowing that $8, SPECTACULAR, used truss rod cover is on it's way when the bass won't get here for at least 2 weeks.
  2. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Banned

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    Spectacular, yes, but can it do your laundry?

    Pics when you get it.
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  4. edpal

    edpal Banned

    Oct 3, 2007
    Eh, it's just a black, oval with a flat at one end...a nondescript black fingernail with not even some writing on it. I just thought it's funny that I can buy a $2k item that had 55 bids and receive,"Thank you for bidding on this auction. Please leave us good feedback if you are satisfied. Bye." But buy a used truss rod cover off an $8 buy-it-now and the purchase is spectacular.:cool:

    I'll try to show pics when I'm done. The bass has a bit of paint damage so I am doing a space themed bass. My guitarist and I clash over our instruments - he thinks mine are too flamboyant, I think his are ugly and boring. Guy plays a flat grey Fender Prodigy. No pickguard, nothing.
  5. nukes_da_bass

    nukes_da_bass Banned

    Feb 19, 2006
    west suburban boston
    A spectacular truss rod cover in genuine pre-aged polypropylene could have a profound effect on my life.
  6. Milk


    Sep 16, 2013
    Montreal, Canada
    Were they chinese? These guys tend to hype their **** a lot. Also you're always their good friends.

    At least until you realise what they sold you is cheap **** and you can't return it or get a refund.

    (btw i'm not being racist, it's just a fact that in china there is unfortunately no standards for quality or business practices, you buy from there, you assume the risks..its actually a lot of hit and miss, sometimes its surprisingly good, others....not so much...though everytime you can be sure someone got screwed in the making of the item)
  7. michael_atw


    Feb 28, 2009
    Jamestown, NY
    There's one guy on Ebay I see often who refers to all his parts with female pronouns. Weirds me out a little because it is so very intentional.

    "She's seen many years; she measures in at 6.8k; she looks as good as she tastes...mmm..." *electric shock*
  8. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Banned

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    I was just kidding, you don't have to post any. :p