Alright, my parents went to Seattle to watch a Mariners game for my mom's 50th birthday. I'm left in charge of the house for a grand total of two days. I'm halfway through, and apparently my house has already been egged. OMG ***!!?!?!?!!!11111!!11!one http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/***.jpg None of my neighbors' houses were hit, so I must assume it was some "friends" of mine. The only person that I actually told about my parents leaving is definitely innocent, but I have a few people in mind. I would love to retaliate, but I don't want to be wrong about it. After all, then I would be leaving someone in my exact position. I seriously don't know what I did to deserve this, but I'm pissed off right now. Anyway, I need to know how to get dried egg off of my house. If anyone has any advice (not jokes), please let me know.