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El mando large-o / caption contest

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by notduane, Nov 5, 2001.


  1. notduane

    notduane

    Nov 24, 2000
    Location
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  2. yawnsie

    yawnsie

    Apr 11, 2000
    London
    Turner looked on with delight. Conklin had truely outdone himself this time.
     
  3. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    this is a stick up!
     
  4. rickbass

    rickbass Supporting Member

    "Finally, one that doesn't make your ass look fat."


    "Get some help and bring the strap, too."
     
  5. Hategear

    Hategear Workin' hard at hardly workin'.

    Apr 6, 2001
    Appleton, Swissconsin
    "Whew, glad I didn't buy the big one!"
     
  6. "Evidence discovered that Bill Dickens' miracle diet may not be as successful as first thought".
     
  7. yeah, were lookin for a mr. big richard? is there a big richard here?
     
  8. bobaweeka

    bobaweeka

    Jan 2, 2001
    Yes
    Tommy Chong voice on: "Wow man.....your guitar.....it's like.......really big,man...."/Tommy Chong off
     
  9. ZuluFunk

    ZuluFunk

    Apr 14, 2001
    Pennsylvania
    And the "Most Unique Door-Stop" award goes to...Lucious and Billy Randolf of Macon Georgia.
     
  10. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Can I get that order supersized?
     
  11. this is what happens when you order more wood than you thought you did.

    a poster child for why some animals eat their young.
     
  12. Man. i REALLY wish they took of the redwood option on what kind of wood you want this made out of.
     
  13. ZuluFunk

    ZuluFunk

    Apr 14, 2001
    Pennsylvania
    HA - REDWOOD - I get it!!! REDWOOD!!! HA!
     
  14. i'd like to see that thing on ebay.
     
  15. HeavyDuty

    HeavyDuty Supporting Curmudgeon Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Jun 26, 2000
    Suburban Chicago, IL
    I THOUGHT someone changed the settings on my pantograph...
     
  16. John Davis

    John Davis Guest

    Mar 27, 2001
    Houston, Texas
    "BOB! BOB! Make the D a little more sharp...no too much, just a bit more...there we go!"

    "Should I use an actual hammer for those hammer-ons?"

    "The scale is 1:10?! Oh man!"
     
  17. ZuluFunk

    ZuluFunk

    Apr 14, 2001
    Pennsylvania
    C'mon, I've got to get this home and work on my 1-fret stretch.
     
  18. yawnsie

    yawnsie

    Apr 11, 2000
    London
    Are you tired of "special friends" making disparaging comments about your manhood? Remove your inferiority complex with the new Conklin Extendor!!!
     
  19. Great!! Now the bank won't reposes our house!!

    Just wait till I get the BASS in here!!

    Rock on
    Eric
     
  20. ok, now bring the flatbed truck around and give me a hand with the amp!