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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by notduane, Nov 5, 2001.
Turner looked on with delight. Conklin had truely outdone himself this time.
this is a stick up!
"Finally, one that doesn't make your ass look fat."
"Get some help and bring the strap, too."
"Whew, glad I didn't buy the big one!"
"Evidence discovered that Bill Dickens' miracle diet may not be as successful as first thought".
yeah, were lookin for a mr. big richard? is there a big richard here?
Tommy Chong voice on: "Wow man.....your guitar.....it's like.......really big,man...."/Tommy Chong off
And the "Most Unique Door-Stop" award goes to...Lucious and Billy Randolf of Macon Georgia.
Can I get that order supersized?
this is what happens when you order more wood than you thought you did.
a poster child for why some animals eat their young.
Man. i REALLY wish they took of the redwood option on what kind of wood you want this made out of.
HA - REDWOOD - I get it!!! REDWOOD!!! HA!
i'd like to see that thing on ebay.
I THOUGHT someone changed the settings on my pantograph...
"BOB! BOB! Make the D a little more sharp...no too much, just a bit more...there we go!"
"Should I use an actual hammer for those hammer-ons?"
"The scale is 1:10?! Oh man!"
C'mon, I've got to get this home and work on my 1-fret stretch.
Are you tired of "special friends" making disparaging comments about your manhood? Remove your inferiority complex with the new Conklin Extendor!!!
Great!! Now the bank won't reposes our house!!
Just wait till I get the BASS in here!!
ok, now bring the flatbed truck around and give me a hand with the amp!