Elmo attacked at Guitar Center

All he would've had to do was tickle Elmo to take him down...no need for violence! Geez!

I especially like that Elmo broke the guy's fingers!

 

Probably retaliation for taking that Kate Perry skit off the air.

 

I love Florida.

 

Which begs the question, did anyone else see her SNL skit?


All I can think about when I hear about Elmo is a stretched out face on a shirt.


And it's nice.

 

That line cracked me up

 

Well, what do ya know, Elmo be a badass.

 

Elmo keeps it real.

 

Best line of the whole piece.

 

Elmo is a pussy, I'd make him Tap Out

 

I guess I don't get my Elmo was (in full costume) in the store...

 

Elmo should have a look at Keef's technique

 

Don't-you-tickle-me Elmo.

 

How would you like to be the guy who has to say: "I started a fight with Elmo from Sesame Street and he whooped my ass"?

 

fixed

 

LMAO!

I'm the parent of a disabled child who has been infatuated with Elmo for the past nine years. Our house is littered with dozens of Elmos.

While I can understand the desire to jump Elmo, he is "from the street" (albeit Sesame Street) so you'd better bring it if you're going to roll up on him.

Maybe Elmo was playing "Stairway to Heaven" on the guitar at GC? Or maybe he asked the guy "what's the best bass for metal?" I can understand the attack a lot better in that context.

 

I wish someone had their camera phone and videoed this.

Sounds surreal. Like something out of an acid trip.

 

I guess that means they're seeing a sudden increase in the frequency of Elmo attacks.

 

Exactly! You don't want Elmo to call his homie, Grover, for help. Grover is ****ing CRAZY!!!