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Emptying airports...

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by dudemeister, Oct 6, 2004.

  1. Damn, I thought I had repressed this memory but a thread in OT brought it up again. Well, here goes:

    I accidentally emptied part of the Charles De Gaulle airport when i was twelve by leaving my db bow case outside a tax free shop. The orchestra I played in were heading back home to sweden after having played in the swedish school in paris. When I realized I'd forgotten it I also realized what probably caused the commotion. I had a hard time trying to explain to the police that it was my case and that it was completely harmless. By the time they realized what I was saying (french police don't seem to speak very good english...) the bomb squad had broken the hinges to the case...

    Beat that if you can!
  2. i farted in an elevator....everyone got out at the next floor
  3. elgranluis


    Feb 14, 2003
    El paso, TX
    we have a new winner.
  4. :D