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English 2

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by MikeyFingers, Mar 24, 2006.

  1. For those of you who haven't heard, there is a new form of English forming and I suggest we all convert over to it as quickly as possible.
    English 2 Instructions

    It's hap, what do you think PANG
  2. Boplicity

    Boplicity Supporting Member

    Very funny. English 2 is already in common usage almost everywhere, especially in Internet chat rooms and on message baords.
  3. Whaddaya mean, but the U back in color? THAT'S THE FRENCH WAY!!

    Hee hee, vive la France.:D

    Rock on
  4. Perhaps my sense of humour is broken, but I didn't find it all that amusing. Actually, I didn't find it funny at all.
  5. kserg


    Feb 20, 2004
    San Jose, CA


    Whaa whaa whaaaaaa

    You're enjoying your day
    Everything's going your way
    Then along comes Debbie Downer.

    Always there to tell you 'bout a new disease
    A car accident or killer bees
    You beg her to spare you, "Debbie, Please!"
    But you can't stop Debbie Downer!

    Oh yeah, i went there!
  6. If you wanna do it the french way then you need an E too :)
  7. Vorago

    Vorago (((o)))

    Jul 17, 2003
    Antwerp, Belgium
    Not even remotely funny
  8. Linguists unite!
  9. Toasted


    May 26, 2003
    Leeds, UK
    Sound off...
  10. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    agreed. :scowl:
  11. and yall think we talk funny here in the south.
  12. I agree, but note that the first two people complaining are not even native English speakers.
  13. uninteresting, so I'll be joining stephdawe and vorago

    and remind me, stephdawe is australian right? then what IS the australian native language, if it isn't english?
  14. Something no one else understands.

    Rock on
  15. Vorago

    Vorago (((o)))

    Jul 17, 2003
    Antwerp, Belgium
    Painful isn't it :D
  16. d8g3jdh

    d8g3jdh Guest

    Aug 9, 2005
    Oh yes, further degeneration of a beautiful language being bashed and beaten by dumb teenagers on chat rooms around the world, that's all we need. :rollno:

    Dumb, lame, stupid and boring article. I clicked on this thread hoping it was going to be a discussion about the decay of the English language. I was wrong.

    Edit: The above post is too harsh, and I posted it in a moment of haste. Keith is right, it's a joke. It's not very funny though.
  17. *cough* It's a joke people. *cough*
  18. Toasted


    May 26, 2003
    Leeds, UK
    All this coming from a man who cannot spell, construct sentences, who reverts quickly to colloquialism and cannot use commas. You are a service to English Language, I salute you Scott Zoltok!
  19. Akami

    Akami Four on the floor

    Mar 6, 2005
    Since everyone's weighing in I guess I could have laughed if it weren't apparently already coming true.
    While I don't think the writer was serious it still highlights a growing problem, at least in my perspective.

    Anyway, I found it a little bit funny and more than a bit annoying; a sign of the times...
  20. kserg


    Feb 20, 2004
    San Jose, CA

    Australia? Hmmmm.... what do they speak in the land down under?

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