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English Majors unite!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Vince S., Jan 16, 2008.

  1. Vince S.

    Vince S. Resident Former Bassist

    Jan 24, 2003
    Anyone else here is or was an English major? Do/did you enjoy it? If you majored in English, what did you go on to do for a career? Does it have anything to do with the English field?
  2. disenchant

    disenchant You can't plagiarize yourself.

    Aug 9, 2006
    Elgin, IL
    I think it should be:

    English Majors Untie!

    I became a writer. I write TV commercials. WEEE!
  3. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    ah, so now we can make fun of you all in one place! :hyper::p
  4. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    I was an English major. I post masterpieces on TB.
  5. Another English major here. It was helpful for getting a Library Science degree, much like a dulcimer is useful as kindling if you want to burn an Autoharp.
  6. Marlat


    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    Well, I guess a good understanding of English can help you out when applying for McDonalds! :D

    (Come on, someone had to say it) :bag:
  7. Clearly you've not been to California, Arizona, New Mexico or Texas lately.

  8. MonetBass

    MonetBass ♪ Just listen ♫ Supporting Member

    Sep 15, 2006
    Tulsa, OK
    Up until last October, you could have added Oklahoma to that list.
  9. PSPookie

    PSPookie Supporting Member

    Aug 13, 2006
    Lubbock, TX
    Why is it that they have the guy who speaks very limited english working the cash register and the caucasian teenager making the burritos? Seems backwards to me.
  10. Toasted


    May 26, 2003
    Leeds, UK
    I've got an MA in English Lit.
  11. PSPookie

    PSPookie Supporting Member

    Aug 13, 2006
    Lubbock, TX
    So, you're unemployed, right?
  12. middy


    Mar 14, 2007
    Because the white teenager can't figure out how to make change. :scowl:
  13. middy


    Mar 14, 2007
    /me points and laughs. :bag:
  14. Bob Lee (QSC)

    Bob Lee (QSC) In case you missed it, I work for QSC Audio!

    Jul 3, 2001
    Santa Ana, Calif.
    Former Technical Communications Developer, QSC Audio
    I'm not an English major, but my brother used to be an American petty officer 2nd class.
  15. ...Teach English?
  16. hbarcat

    hbarcat Supporting Member

    Aug 24, 2006
    Rochelle, Illinois

    I take back anything good that I've said about you in the past.

    And I condemn you to hell.

  17. JimK


    Dec 12, 1999

    Good one, Bob....next time you're out here, we will need to hook up (I think The Funny Bone at the Beach has Open Mic night on Tuesdays). ;)

    B.A. in English Lit 1980...1986-1990, went back for a degree in Engineering Technology. FWIW, I write the most scathing e-mails in my department.

    Marvell's "To His Coy Mistress" is a favourite. I like Dickens & Kafka is cool.

    I still recall some girl reading Rimbaud's "Vowels" aloud in Freshman English class-
    "A E I O U"...the sounds of sex when enounced in a 'short vowel' sound. Trust me, it sounded pretty hot.
    ...college is cool, huh-huh-huh.
  18. Bob Lee (QSC)

    Bob Lee (QSC) In case you missed it, I work for QSC Audio!

    Jul 3, 2001
    Santa Ana, Calif.
    Former Technical Communications Developer, QSC Audio
    Didn't Sylvester Stallone make a few films about Rimbaud? :bag:
  19. Beta


    May 9, 2007
    BA in English, concentration in writing.

    I was a newspaper reporter and editor (just a small step above working at McDonald's, really). I do Web design work now.

    I don't remember anything about all the books I had to read- except for the Deerslayer, and all I remember about that is that it sucked.
  20. I'm currently taking my BA with a major in English. Will probably go on to get my MA in English too. If I am feeling particularly ambitious enough (i.e. unemployed long enough), I'll go for the PhD, too.

    To be quite honest, I have no idea what I am going to do with my degree. :) But I'll figure it out.
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