After talking to numerous bass gods, I've found that what I'm going through, everyone goes through. After playing all of the fancy basses, the customs, and fantasy basses, I've gone out and bought 2 Jazz basses, and an '83 Fender P Bass (today). One guy told me that Fender P's are like women who KNOW that they are great in bed. They seem to say, "Go out and sleep with these other broads, and when you realize that I'm the sh*t in bed, you'll be back!" Don't get me wrong, I still love my Eshenbaugh, but I'm talking Fender P here!