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Ever been trapped by a sleeping cat?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by SuperDuck, Mar 15, 2008.


  1. SuperDuck

    SuperDuck

    Sep 26, 2000
    Wisconsin
    I really need to use the bathroom, but there's a cat sleeping peacefully on my lap. What a predicament.
    191342.
     
  2. theshadow2001

    theshadow2001

    Jun 17, 2004
    Ireland
    stand up! :eyebrow:
     
  3. SuperDuck

    SuperDuck

    Sep 26, 2000
    Wisconsin
    I would feel bad. He's so content and... sleeping.
     
  4. beer bottle!
     
  5. theshadow2001

    theshadow2001

    Jun 17, 2004
    Ireland
    To be honest the only thing I like about some animals is the taste. I Don't have much regard for the rest.

    That said think how bad he'll feel when you pee on him.
     
  6. Nikoubis

    Nikoubis

    May 3, 2007
    Athens, Greece
    He didn't specifically mention he wanted to pee... :eek:
     
  7. theshadow2001

    theshadow2001

    Jun 17, 2004
    Ireland
    If you have to number 2 you usually get a bonus number 1. Either way the cats getting peed on.
     
  8. Neener

    Neener Grumpy Old Dog

    Feb 25, 2007
    Mechanicsburg, PA
    What do you think your cat would do if you were sleeping in his litterbox and he had to go? Do you think he would hold it and not wake you up? Heck no!

    Do what everyone else does. Stick him in the microwave 'til your done, then take him out, put him on your lap and he'll be nice and warm. :smug:

    :bag:
     
  9. SuperDuck

    SuperDuck

    Sep 26, 2000
    Wisconsin
    The end result was that the cat #2 did something in the other room and lap cat heard it, leaping away to investigate. The problem resolved itself.
     
  10. Did you make it to the bathroom in time?
     
  11. SuperDuck

    SuperDuck

    Sep 26, 2000
    Wisconsin
    :atoz:
     
  12. peterbright

    peterbright

    Jan 23, 2007
    On The Bayou
    Take the cat with you of course.
     
  13. Did you have to go #1 or #2?
     
  14. well at least he didn't get stuck on the crapper :D
     
  15. SuperDuck

    SuperDuck

    Sep 26, 2000
    Wisconsin
    #5
     
  16. peterbright

    peterbright

    Jan 23, 2007
    On The Bayou
    That sofa isn't in the restroom is it?
     
  17. IconBasser

    IconBasser Scuba Viking Supporting Member

    Feb 28, 2007
    Alta Loma, California

    AHAHAHAHA!!! I'm so glad we have an Atoz emoticon now!
     
  18. SuperDuck

    SuperDuck

    Sep 26, 2000
    Wisconsin

    Man, I wish. I would save so much time going to and from.
     

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