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Ex-Girlfriends are dumb...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike Money, Aug 15, 2007.


  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money In Memoriam

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    I took a sleeping pill last night, and around 1:30am i am awakened by that terrible noise a TV makes if your cell phone is by it when it goes off.

    Its an ex-girlfriend.

    shes rambling..... luckily, her phone loses service so I take the opportunity to turn my phone off.


    I wake up with 4 voicemails....


    One from the ex I was talking to.... "I love you and just wanted to let you know that I care and....." blah blah blah

    The next voice mail was just noise

    Then I got one from a different ex.... sloppy drunk.... crying... about something.

    then the next one was telling me to be at jerry's pizza tonight to run sound.


    weird.
     
  2. Masher88

    Masher88 Believe in absurdities and you commit atrocities

    May 7, 2005
    Cleveland, OH
    Fun night
     
  3. Dude, current girlfriends are dumb too!!!
     
  4. Vince S.

    Vince S. Resident Former Bassist

    Jan 24, 2003
    It's because you are a pimp:help: :bag:
     
  5. I want to grow up to be like Mike Money.
     
  6. Vince S.

    Vince S. Resident Former Bassist

    Jan 24, 2003
    Who doesn't, he's a TB legend:D :bassist: :bag:
     
  7. Fontaine

    Fontaine

    Apr 27, 2006
    y do you think his name is mike "money"?
     
  8. HollowBassman

    HollowBassman

    Jun 24, 2007
    Hancock, MD
    You mean that's not his real name?!?!:eyebrow:


    :D
     
  9. peaveyuser

    peaveyuser Banned

    Oct 18, 2006
    Montreal,Canada
    :meh: dude you take it for granted:scowl: at least you had some gf's. How can you sleep at night knowing people like me, AdlerAugen & Fontaine are left hanging














    :D
     
  10. Chipsonfire

    Chipsonfire

    Jul 20, 2007
    Socorro, NM
    The only girls calling me in the middle of the night are friends crying about their current BFs or such and such guy that's a douche bag :( (pardon my french)
     
  11. Hey Mr. Money share some of your pimping secrets with us.
     
  12. peaveyuser

    peaveyuser Banned

    Oct 18, 2006
    Montreal,Canada
    yes share it with us Internet losers:D
     
  13. Bad Brains

    Bad Brains Banned

    Jan 7, 2004
    Detroit, michigan
    It's not that difficult to turn off your phone.
     
  14. Mike Money

    Mike Money In Memoriam

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan


    Well, there was this guy.... born in 1959. His last name was Money.... like his father before him, and his father before that.

    Anyways.


    This guy meets this lady in 1982.... have a daughter in 85, a son in 87, and one last daughter in 89.


    All of his inherited that dudes last name and stuff.

    Funny coincidence, huh?
     

  15. Same here... :meh:

    Every time I meet a woman, it seems I end up becoming her emotional tampon.
     
  16. Fontaine

    Fontaine

    Apr 27, 2006
    no pics no daughter born in 89 :D
     
  17. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL The Beagle Father Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mike = Magnet. ;)
     
  18. Jazz Ad

    Jazz Ad Mi la ré sol Supporting Member

    Remember, you were once dumb enough to date your ex.
    Cell phones make your life easy. I don't answer to people I don't want to hear and I just erase their messages.
     
  19. IconBasser

    IconBasser Scuba Viking Supporting Member

    Feb 28, 2007
    Alta Loma, California
    don't worry peavey, I'll buy you an ice cream cone.
     
  20. peaveyuser

    peaveyuser Banned

    Oct 18, 2006
    Montreal,Canada
    Hey I'm flattered but I don't swing that way mmmmk :smug:
     

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