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Fake urine?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Steph Dawe, Sep 14, 2004.


  1. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    I wonder if they're associated with Surine basses... :D
     
  2. Next up: fake poop.
     
  3. ApeIsHigh81

    ApeIsHigh81

    Aug 24, 2004
    CA
    Thanks for the new signature Steph. Como eres hermosura Steph.
     
  4. oversoul

    oversoul fretless by fate

    Feb 16, 2004
    Portugal

    "Now introducing the new Glossy Urine Finish on all models!"

    :bag:
     
  5. ...look who just got a drug test....
     
  6. Adam Barkley

    Adam Barkley Mayday!

    Aug 26, 2003
    Jackson, MS

    Guilty as charged, I didn't finish the article. Sorry if I mispoke.
     
  7. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    California
    P-U!
     
  8. Nick man

    Nick man

    Apr 7, 2002
    Tampa Bay
    Yum!
     
  9. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Ok, but I'm telling you they won't accept it like that.

    brad cook
     
  10. On the front page of Yahoo. :meh:

    Thanks, though I left my Spanish dictionary at home so you're gunna hafta translate. I know the word "hermosa" (or so I like to tell everyone :D), but not "hermosura." :confused:

    Or do we need a [sic] in this thread too? :p
     
  11. srxplayer

    srxplayer

    May 19, 2004
    Highland, CA
    That would be great for random drug testing. :cool:

    Did I say that out loud? :eek:
     
  12. ApeIsHigh81

    ApeIsHigh81

    Aug 24, 2004
    CA
    I guess it's like a twist on hermosa. Like bastardo=bastardodura. "El fako pee-peeo no es hermosura."
    OK I'll shutup now. :meh:
     
  13. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    California
    Hermosa = Beautiful (Female).
    Hermosura = Beauty. (Gender neutral)
     
  14. Gracias. ;)
     
  15. Steve

    Steve

    Aug 10, 2001
     
  16. Nick man

    Nick man

    Apr 7, 2002
    Tampa Bay
    Off Topic:

    Im curious. What would happen if you were drug tested after a trip to Amsterdam and found positive for marijuana?
     
  17. Steve

    Steve

    Aug 10, 2001
    Yeah, we agree way more than disagree on the subject. That was more devils advocate than anything else.

    The really hard to find little tidbit of information is this:
    The real potheads that everyone is trying to identify have a metabolism that becomes tuned to washing THC out of the body and can test clean after about 36 hours! Even less for optimum cases. (THC is stored in the fat cells so if you're a skinny pothead with a naturally fast metabolism, you have it made.)
    So the tests are really only effective on the occaisional smoker which I really don't see as any larger threat to society then anyone else.

    I did a huge research paper on this subject once. The whole process is a joke.

    However, I would still feel a whole lot better if the the guy that drove my daughters school bus didn't smoke pot. Ever.
     
  18. What about hair-follicle tests?

    Leigh