Family Guy quotes

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by bryan bailey, Jun 8, 2003.

  1. Name the funniest one you can think of.

    Mine....Quagmire"Hmm, that was strangely arousing,*SLAM* AHH!!!. Hello 911, yeah it's Quagmire, uh huh, yeah yeah, it's in a window this time"
  2. PollyBass

    PollyBass ******

    Jun 25, 2001
    Shreveport, LA
    Saddam in pool, speaking of "kramer" on "seinfield" : "You know when he go into a room he like OH HHH OHHHH*Eyes wide open*AHHHH I can't do it but you know."
  3. yoshi


    Jul 12, 2002
    England, London
    "Hey lewis, new swimming in my pool unless a lifegaurds on duty....hurhur, duty...hurhur, diaheera...hey lewis, diareeah.."

    The only one I can remeber at the moment:rolleyes:
  4. to brian: holy crap! can talk!

    Tom: Our top story tonight: the rules of death no longer apply.
    Diane: that's right Tom, and here with the story is our own Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa who filed it ALL BY HERSELF!
  5. KB


    Jan 13, 2000
    Chapel Hill, NC
    see my sig and avatar.
  6. *tour bus pulls up and Hanson get out*

    Peter: Holy crap! It's the children of the corn!
  7. Peter: I'm gonna do something i've always wanted to do... I'm gonna jump off this building! *points to the fleet bank building.. all the Rhode Islanders know the one i'm talking about*

    *peter lands* Hey look! I beat my lugie! *lugie lands on peters head*
  8. "Hey, wheres that Peter Griffin guy, he bet 5 bucks to take off all my clothes off"
  9. Woodchuck


    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta / Macon (sigh)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!
    Stewie to his Charades partner, who kept yelling, "Is it a jackal?": "If it wasn't right the first time you said it, why in THE HELL did you think it would be the next ten times?! God!"
  10. Peter:"hey, why dontcha make like siamese twins and split? yeah, and then one of ya die."

    Quagmire: "does this look like a Q? how about now?"

    Meg:"tell chris to stop drawing pictures of my head on a pig's body!"
    Chris:"DON'T CENSOR ME!"

    they're all great. i'll think of more later.
  11. Im a sock

    Im a sock

    Dec 23, 2002
    Central MA
    From the King and Me episode:

    Peter: "Heh... hey Lois... where you there when i farted?" ::p.S.- apply a huge Boston accent to that... it makes it 10x funnier::
  12. "You cant park your van on the diving board"
    "That is not a van, its my son!"
    "Oh its just a fat kid! Thats right fatty, fatty fat mcfatty fat fatty. hear have some chocolate fatty"

    "ok i'll be Charlie and you can all be my angels. except you. you be Bosley."
  13. do you remember the one were the security guys thought Chris was stealing hams under his shirt?:p
  14. Woodchuck


    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta / Macon (sigh)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!
    Stewie trying to bribe a customs agent: "Let me in, I'll give anything you want! Money, power,"

    Another Stewie quote: "Oh, this calls for a sexy party!"
  15. LiquidMidnight


    Dec 25, 2000
    Stewie: I'll ruin you like I ruined John Lennon

    *flashback to Stewie introducting John and Yoko to each other*
  16. Quagmire - "I felt guilty once but she woke up halfway through."
  17. CDuff


    Sep 14, 2002
    it's not a quote but Quagmire's attack of shame, guilt and disgust when he found out Hanson were boys was hilarious.

    Peter exploring his feminine side: "oh, Beans!"

    Stewie: "why this morning I was pink as a pistol. Pink as a pistol!? my god, I can't even form a proper simile"
  18. Erlendur Már

    Erlendur Már

    May 24, 2000
    Young Peter Griffin: Why did all the dinosaurs die?
    Museum Curator: Because you touch yourself at night.
    I love Family Guy!
  19. Peter-Don't let them get to you, you just come from a long line of husky Griffin's, like your great great uncle Jabba de Griffin

    Jabba de Griffin- Rosana ballhaneis shun banooga wookie nipple pinchy
  20. from the leafers episode:
    Quagmire:WHOA! Transvestite!.....wait; pre-op or post-op?"
    Quagmire:"WHOA! Transvestite!"