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Fart Apps Not Allowed on Apple Watch

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by P. Aaron, Apr 26, 2015.


  1. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    Apple: ‘We do not accept fart apps on the Apple Watch’
    John Brownlee (7:00 am PDT, Apr 25th)

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    Apple doesn’t want fart apps on the Apple Watch. Who knew? Photo: Fart Watch

    Those of you who were hoping the Apple Watch would usher in a new era of flatulence apps, prepare to be disappointed: Apple has already rejected the first app that serves no purpose other than to allow people to make fart sounds from their wrist.


    Back in March, we reported on Fart Watch, the first Apple Watch fart app. Like a glorified whoopee cushion, the idea was that you put your iPhone underneath someone’s seat cushion, then used your Apple Watch as a remote to let a fart rip by pushing a big blinking “Fart” button on your wrist.

    “Sadly,” it appears that Fart Watch, and by extension other farting apps, are not welcome on the App Store. The developer of Fart Watch reached out to us to let us know that Apple had rejected his app, for the following reasons:

    2.11 – Apps that duplicate Apps already in the App Store may be rejected, particularly if there are many of them, such as fart, burp, flashlight, and Kama Sutra Apps

    8.1 – Apps must comply with all terms and conditions explained in the Guidelines for Using Apple Trademarks and Copyrights and the Apple Trademark List

    2.11 Details

    We noticed that your Apple Watch app is primarily a fart app. We do not accept fart apps on Apple Watch.

    Not that the world needs another farting app, but it’s surprising to see Apple taking such a strong stance on the matter when there are so many fart apps on the iPhone. Then again, it’s hard to sell something like the Apple Watch as a luxe fashion accessory when celebrities like Pharrel and Beyoncé are using their Apple Watches to fart on command.

    In the meantime, the developer of Fart Watch says he is already planning another Apple Watch business: WatchPops, a type of bling for your Apple Watch strap. You can sign up to be notified when it launches here.


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  2. Happynoj

    Happynoj

    Dec 5, 2006
    UK
    I like turtles.
    Political correctness gone mad.
     
  3. 48thStreetCustom

    48thStreetCustom

    Nov 30, 2005
    Colorado
    Steve Jobs himself banned fart apps 10 years ago. "We have over 250,000 apps in the App Store. We don't need any more Fart apps. If your app doesn't do something useful or provide some form of lasting entertainment, it may not be accepted."
     
  4. I guess I won't be getting the watch since I can't get fart apps. What a deal breaker.
     
  5. 2.6kHz

    2.6kHz

    Jul 9, 2014
    Stow, MA
    Apple --- We'll tell you what's important to you. Now give us money.
     
  6. fhm555

    fhm555 So FOS my eyes are brown Supporting Member

    Feb 16, 2011
    I can get fart apps for my Iphone?
     
  7. Who needs fart apps when you can get Bushs' Baked Beans at any grocery store?;)

    Said to the crotchety old lady standing in line behind me behind me after a huge fart...."Just act nonchalant lady , and everybody will think I did it."
     
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  8. 48thStreetCustom

    48thStreetCustom

    Nov 30, 2005
    Colorado
    I'll tell ya what would be cool. If you could trigger the fart app remotely on your buddy's watch.
     
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  9. Fear not , o lovers of flatulent behavior!


    I bring you Fartclops:



     
  10. Boom762

    Boom762 I AM the one who Booms! Supporting Member

    Oct 19, 2013
    Lubbock, TX
    Just the subject title made me happy :)
     
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