I can't get over this thread. I thought the folks at TB were a better class of people. Now I know I fit in. My son is one of the lucky people blessed with the ability to fart on demand. When ever we go camping the rule is that you have to ask permission before letting one loose in the tent. My son says "permission to fart sir?" Like a fool I say let it rip. That boy can blow the seams out of a 10x10 Coleman with little or no effort(effart). At that point my only defense is to go to the shirt filter.