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Farting during a show

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by jive1, Apr 11, 2005.

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  1. Bassic83


    Jul 26, 2004
    Texas, USSA
    Was this him?

  2. Surly


    Feb 2, 2007
    South Florida
    Farting is for girls.
  3. jayarroz


    Jul 10, 2007
    Endorsing Artist: Glockenklang
    that was good, thanks!!
  4. GeddyFlea1974


    Feb 11, 2007
    This is nothing short of amazing... that one post just made the entire thread go full circle :D
  5. Obe


    May 15, 2005
    Springfield MA area
    Not a story about toxic release at a gig, but during band practice. We have a fellow musician friend who will come to band practice once in a while and makes sure he eats Taco Bell or some other feast that will help him brew one up. Thankfully he usually has the courtesy to let one rip right before break or just before we finish, because they are toxic and the band room is small, as someone else said about the size of a prison cell. Our guitarist makes the comment "heh heh heh, it said diickk". Maybe he will become "The friend formerly known as the guy who is always invited to band practice".

    Added: Maybe we'll post up a video of the event, somehow it doesn't seem as funny in writing, especially with some of the other stories here. The soiling of the shorts during the tour comes to mind.
  6. Hey Geddy...sorry,been away for a long weekend...That is the place!!! Have you ever been there?It's worth the trip,Some of the nicest gear around...I'm sure the air is clear by now

  7. Bassic83


    Jul 26, 2004
    Texas, USSA
    I wonder if they'll ever split this thread...
  8. GeddyFlea1974


    Feb 11, 2007
    Nah, I haven't been there, but I'm going to DC some time in the near future, and that's one of the stops I'm going to make while I'm up there. The main reason I asked, though, is because the owner of Jive Sound is the man who started this amazing thread. LOL
  9. john_g

    john_g Supporting Member

    Sep 14, 2007
    I farted while reading this thread....the ENTIRE thread.

  10. Vorago

    Vorago (((o)))

    Jul 17, 2003
    Antwerp, Belgium
    Well well well, time to split!

    This thread is continued here
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