Farting in the bathtub...

this should be posted in one of the two legendary fart threads. Not enough to carry a whole thread. IMO

BUt for the record. Yes I have. Yes. Shower reverberates though. Good for flatulent amplification.

 

You guys haven't lived until you have your kids watch, and you go to the bottom of the 8' section of a swimming pool and let rip. The bubbles just dance and swirl on their way up.... nothing like it!

 

Baths are gross. I don't like to sit in my own dirt stew.

 

You can truly make your own bubblebath.

Provided they don't get trapped in your swim trunks. Then you just get extra buoyancy.

 

Dude! I swam competitively for 17 years. You don't think I wasn't too proud to pull my speds down and swim along the bottom of the pull and blast one while everyone was doing laps above me?

 

man...thats awesome...one of these days a little more then air will com out and you'll have yourself your own little locktub monster!

 

Silly buggers all of you...

Farts were not meant for water!! They were meant for FIRE!!

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In the shower cup your hand in your butt crack and let if fill with water before farting, for those of you that miss the bubbles.

 

Niiiiiiice OK, you're excused then. That's just classic!

 

Thread of the day!!!

I don't do baths. I'm too much of a dirt-merchant to use a bath. That cesspool would be quite disgusting. Just the slime emanating to the surface from my junk would make me wanna spew chunks in the water.

However, farting in a hot shower is no picnic! The odoriferous foul stench, when mixed with steam, is enough to burn your mucous membranes! :scowl:

 

Baths are necessary. Shower first. Soak. Best done with a mini cooler of beer beside you. Or uh.... so I've heard.

 

how about a stealth fart in a jacuzzi? No one notices until the odor starts billowing about.

 

hell yeah, beer, a good magazine....ahhh that and pooping are the only solitude me- time I get in my house.

 

Because you and I both have Japanese wives who might possibly be in the baths with us (well at least until we fart anyway). As far as the other stuff goes, I'd say that you've got more things to worry about than why you know random studies my friend.

EDIT: THESE ARE TWO SEPERATE BATHS ON TWO SEPERATE SIDES OF THE COUNTRY BTW. Just a little clarification.

 

yeah fartin in the tub is actually pretty nasty fellas.

freaking dirt bags

 

Why do farts in the bathtub or shower stick so much more???