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Farting in the bathtub...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by soulgeezer, Jun 8, 2007.


  1. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Inactive

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    Damn! Gettin' my hopes up like that, just to dash them in the end...

    Asshat! ;) :p
     
  2. Baryonyx

    Baryonyx Inactive

    Jul 11, 2005
    Marathon Man
    Showers for the win!
     
  3. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Inactive

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    See, now I'm thinking people probably fart less often in the shower than in the bath. It's very difficult to relax in the shower. And, farting is the inevitable result of meditative relaxation. Therefore, baths, which allow one to achieve a state of near perfect relaxation and thereby contribute to one's ability to fart, are eminently superior.

    Baths for the stinky win! ;) :D
     
  4. Baryonyx

    Baryonyx Inactive

    Jul 11, 2005
    Marathon Man
    I relax much more in a shower. I open the window, gaze out into the night, feel the cold air coming in through the window, watch the steam rise...aah.....it's like I'm there...
     
  5. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Inactive

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    And then, you're there! [POOT!] :D
     
  6. labgnat

    labgnat Inactive

    Oct 29, 2005
    outta this world
    Did someone say something about liking to drink the bath water after a home bath tub birth? cause that's a bit raunchy
     
  7. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Inactive

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    But, what else would you drink with the fried placenta? :confused:
     
  8. Baryonyx

    Baryonyx Inactive

    Jul 11, 2005
    Marathon Man
    lol I wish! :smug:
     
  9. lethal
     
  10. disenchant

    disenchant You can't plagiarize yourself.

    Aug 9, 2006
    Elgin, IL
    Once I was relaxing in the bath with a friend (you know, to conserve water) and I was leaning back against his chest and he fell asleep and then farted. It was one of those bassy farts that sounds like a monster coming up from the depths and then it echoed around the bathroom. It actually bubbled all around us like a Jacuzzi and the sound woke him up. I was laughing hysterically until the smell hit. Then I leaped out of the bathtub, leaving a trail of soap bubbles into the bedroom. He was SO embarrassed, and would be much more so if he knew I was posting this on Talkbass for all the InterWeb to see.
     
  11. Johnny Crab

    Johnny Crab HELIX user & BOSE Abuser

    Feb 11, 2004
    Texas
    You must know that someone has once described the bass sounds of the band Cream(Crossroads, Sunshine of Your Love) as the act you describe.
     
  12. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Inactive

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    Bassy fart? Did you get it on tape? It might be the perfect sample to use with your new synth bass! :p

    I'm imagining that Maki is picturing your soap bubble-covered butt as it runs toward the bedroom and then...

    ...his head explodes! :eek: :D
     
  13. disenchant

    disenchant You can't plagiarize yourself.

    Aug 9, 2006
    Elgin, IL
    I argue that the fart was funny, but my friend argues that the grace and agility I exhibited leaping from the bathtub and sprinting for the bedroom was even funnier.
     
  14. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Inactive

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    I'm guessing both. You are a gymnast, after all! :smug:
     
  15. D Von

    D Von

    Nov 13, 2005
    Rhode Island
    no no no, what you do is sit on the floor while taking a shower and just let one rip. It will be the loudest fart you've ever heard, people might come running to see if your ok. Bubbles are one thing, but earthquakes are much more badass!
     
  16. Isn't that what they call bass relflex?

    Do drummers fart in triplets?
     
  17. OMG!:eek: LMAO!!!!!!:D :D I love this guy!
    Oh! FYI; it smells differently, too, filtered through bath water.....:bag:
     
  18. Rugaar

    Rugaar

    Apr 11, 2007
    wisconsin
    Kinda like your own personal fart bong.
     
  19. steve66

    steve66

    Sep 17, 2005
    South Florida
    That is funny !
     
  20. steve66

    steve66

    Sep 17, 2005
    South Florida
    You better watch out you dont blow out an "O" ring that way
     
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