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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by soulgeezer, Jun 8, 2007.
Damn! Gettin' my hopes up like that, just to dash them in the end...
Showers for the win!
See, now I'm thinking people probably fart less often in the shower than in the bath. It's very difficult to relax in the shower. And, farting is the inevitable result of meditative relaxation. Therefore, baths, which allow one to achieve a state of near perfect relaxation and thereby contribute to one's ability to fart, are eminently superior.
Baths for the stinky win!
I relax much more in a shower. I open the window, gaze out into the night, feel the cold air coming in through the window, watch the steam rise...aah.....it's like I'm there...
And then, you're there! [POOT!]
Did someone say something about liking to drink the bath water after a home bath tub birth? cause that's a bit raunchy
But, what else would you drink with the fried placenta?
lol I wish!
Once I was relaxing in the bath with a friend (you know, to conserve water) and I was leaning back against his chest and he fell asleep and then farted. It was one of those bassy farts that sounds like a monster coming up from the depths and then it echoed around the bathroom. It actually bubbled all around us like a Jacuzzi and the sound woke him up. I was laughing hysterically until the smell hit. Then I leaped out of the bathtub, leaving a trail of soap bubbles into the bedroom. He was SO embarrassed, and would be much more so if he knew I was posting this on Talkbass for all the InterWeb to see.
You must know that someone has once described the bass sounds of the band Cream(Crossroads, Sunshine of Your Love) as the act you describe.
Bassy fart? Did you get it on tape? It might be the perfect sample to use with your new synth bass!
I'm imagining that Maki is picturing your soap bubble-covered butt as it runs toward the bedroom and then...
...his head explodes!
I argue that the fart was funny, but my friend argues that the grace and agility I exhibited leaping from the bathtub and sprinting for the bedroom was even funnier.
I'm guessing both. You are a gymnast, after all!
no no no, what you do is sit on the floor while taking a shower and just let one rip. It will be the loudest fart you've ever heard, people might come running to see if your ok. Bubbles are one thing, but earthquakes are much more badass!
Isn't that what they call bass relflex?
Do drummers fart in triplets?
OMG! LMAO!!!!!! I love this guy!
Oh! FYI; it smells differently, too, filtered through bath water.....
Kinda like your own personal fart bong.
That is funny !
You better watch out you dont blow out an "O" ring that way
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