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Fartless bass for sale!

Discussion in 'Basses [BG]' started by embellisher, Jan 17, 2002.


  1. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

  2. CS

    CS

    Dec 11, 1999
    UK
    Ironically its a Westone Thunder bass
     
  3. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

    DOH! I can't believe that I overlooked the opportunity to pun that as well!
     
  4. CS

    CS

    Dec 11, 1999
    UK
    Thought I would butt in before you got wind of it.
     
  5. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

  6. ZuluFunk

    ZuluFunk

    Apr 14, 2001
    Pennsylvania
    Not good for my GAS!!!
     
  7. do you think it has a good "mwah"?
    or would it be less "parp"?
    or maybe it's not "silent but deadly".
     
  8. Well I sent a message to the seller asking what a fartless bass is exactly so I'll let you know when I get a reply :D
     
  9. hujo

    hujo

    Apr 18, 2001
    Stockholm, Sweden
    "An absolute thunder machine" :D
     
  10. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    I think this one is ready to be thrown out the back door.
     
  11. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

    LMAO! Smelliest pun yet!:D
     
  12. MJB

    MJB

    Mar 17, 2000
    He must coat the strings with beano.
     
  13. Mike N

    Mike N Missing the old TB

    Jan 28, 2001
    New York
    Fartless,huh? That must mean its a female Bass,since girls dont fart,right?:D
     
  14. I heard Spinal Tap's bassist used one of those on their "Break Like The Wind" album.
     
  15. Max

    Max Supporting Member

    Feb 14, 2000
    Bakersfield, CA
    I'll bet it doesn't CUT through the mix very well. Get it? Get it?

    Embellisher, when you were typing your search on Ebay, were you typing the words bass, or fartless?
     
  16. chipmolter

    chipmolter Guest

    Aug 27, 2001
    Baltimore, MD
    Honestly, that bass looks REGULAR to me.

    In the description, the guy writes "No case,or anything else except what is in the picture." I wonder if he's including the Pepto Bismol pink "backdrop" blanket? Pepto Bismol is most likely necessary to maintain it's fartless state!
     
  17. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

    LMAO@your first line!:D

    I was searching for Westone basses(still looking for a Quantum:() and that came up. When I saw the title of the auction, I got GAS really bad! Don't light a match, whatever you do!
     
  18. frankencow150

    frankencow150 Guest

    Oct 17, 2001
    Man,who farted?

    By the way what do they mean by "fart" on a bass?
     
  19. FRETless