These were on a local radio show today. Fashion Item Combinations That Don't Go Together For Us Older Musicians Nose Ring with Bi-Focal Glasses Spiked Hair with Bald Spots Pierced Tongue with Dentures Mini Skirt with Support Hose Speedo with Cellulite Belly Button Ring with Gall Bladder Surgery Scar Unbuttoned Disco Shirt with Heart Monitor Mid-Drift Shirt with Mid-Drift Bulge Short Shorts with Varicose Veins Thong with Depends Adult Diapers Can you think of some more?