Fashion Item Combinations That Don't Go Together For Us Older Musicians

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Richland123, May 7, 2018.

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  1. Richland123

    Richland123

    Apr 17, 2009
    These were on a local radio show today.

    Fashion Item Combinations That Don't Go Together For Us Older Musicians

    Nose Ring with Bi-Focal Glasses
    Spiked Hair with Bald Spots
    Pierced Tongue with Dentures
    Mini Skirt with Support Hose
    Speedo with Cellulite
    Belly Button Ring with Gall Bladder Surgery Scar
    Unbuttoned Disco Shirt with Heart Monitor
    Mid-Drift Shirt with Mid-Drift Bulge
    Short Shorts with Varicose Veins
    Thong with Depends Adult Diapers

    Can you think of some more?
     
    Last edited: May 7, 2018