The good news: my band is going on a brief tour of Europe in September. The bad news: I don't have a passport. I'm told they take between 4-8 weeks to get via normal means, and I don't have that long. One of my bandmates found an online source that can get them more quickly, but it costs something like $220 I'll be damned if I'm gonna pay that much money for a little #%&#@$ book with my picture in it (and if anyone has ANY idea why it should take that long to get one in the first place, feel free to explain...), so here's the question I pose to all of you worldly travelers: Does anyone know a cheaper way to get a passport in less than a month or so? I will love you forever (or any equivalent you prefer) if you can help me out.