Where can I get a bass like the guy in Fat Albert's gang? I want to make one. It'd be sweet to bring it on stage, and you could compliment it with a lamp shade on your head and tuck your lip out to make it look all huge. My idea is to find one of those killer Sears basses and convert it. I am serious. I can't afford an acoustic so..... yeah i'm ghetto, so what. Don't move this to off topic, because I bet if we all help out, we could make some killer junkyard basses or shoe box ones even. We need some thick rubber bands, that's fore sure.