Fattest TB'er you like the most ...

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by Thor, Jun 17, 2004.

  1. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    After the food discussions I have been having on email
    with TB'ers, recipes, etc ( email me on food recipes to trade)
    I just gotta ask, who are the fat bassplayers you love the most?

    I only know personally these, but they are truly fat,
    phat, whatever ...

    Here's my list:

    NJL aka nojazzloco ( sometimes nojizztaco for reasons unknown)
    Yeah, i've seen this guy in action, he is almost as fat
    as me, talk about sweat hog, jeez, women love him because he is
    warm and built for comfort!!! And he can groove. Anybody who can
    groove is a great lover. He would be a great Latin Lover if he could
    speak Spanish

    secretdonkey ( now becoming the donk BBQ meister)
    Never responds to an email, unless it is about food...
    check his profile, either that is a mini peavey cirrus or that boy
    is pushing 600 lbs after all that phatass tejass BBQ.
    Can u spell "Gold's Gym". Has tendonitis and Corona elbow, from
    over exerting himself opening non-screw top beers and lifting
    them all the way from the top of the amp to his mouth.
    He once hurt his back getting up to check if JAY, another
    TB'er missed a spot with the lawnmower. Therapy suits him well.
    Still thinks raw mesquite in the smoker is cool ... and makes burned
    food, that tastes like peat moss. cool ...
    Is waiting for a bottle of BUSH SPICE from a friend in Australia

    unharmed ( onearmed , whatever ....)
    This bigass d00d, a John Baldry wookie clone, basically, at
    7'8" will be able to carry 330 more lbs no problem. One of the
    ozzies already noted on the board his hand was 'thunderous',
    almost the size of a leg of lamb. Big feet, big knackwurst ...
    Big hit with the ladies, sorry, ladies, this beefsteak is taken ...
    This guy could eat a whole aussie BBQ alone, beef, dingo and
    jackaroo. Thinks shrimp-on-the-barbie is for wimps...
    Major GAS

    Special thanks to Funkster, you didn't make cut after
    losing 70 lbs, I used to think you were cute, but you are now
    looking like Karen Carpenter. If you play 'Close to You' next time
    I see you, be sure your will is current, I would hate to see the
    Commonwealth of Taxachussetts get your house.
    Next time I take a pic, remember to smile, even though the
    hemorrhoids hurt...

    Joe Dirtski, in 5 years, you are gonna be fat, unless
    you can keep up your sex life.
    Since you work in a soap factory, get the employee discount
    and bathe at least once every three days or more if you can.
    This may get you some action occasionally.
    Oh, and silver polish on the earrings d00d, they stink
    after 3 or 4 years ... and need to be cleaned ... Nomad ...
  2. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    did you eat the tabs with moons on them or the ones with sponge bob?
  3. secretdonkey


    Oct 9, 2002
    Austin, TX
    I feel so touched! As in, touched inappropriately. By a really ugly priest.

    Aww Thor, I love you man. I mean that in the most manly, platonic, at-least-two-urinals-down kinda way, of course.

    Careful, Bliss... charm Thor with that keen wit of yours and you'll be receiving crustacean carcasses by mail. Trust me on this. :D
  4. unharmed

    unharmed Iron Fishes

    May 19, 2003
    London, England
    Awww.....I'm touched too but more in a Chrissy Amphlett/Divinyls kinda way :D
  5. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000

    If that's the case, shouldn't this be in the "Tabs" forum?

  6. Funkster


    Apr 6, 2000
    Wormtown, MA
    I am deeply moved! :D
    Sorry I can't exchage recipe's, I don't do much cooking :eek:
    I do make a mean PBJ sandwich and I can run a micro! I do make a mean salad.
  7. Wow, Thor, talk about BARBECUEing your buddies! :D

    At 5'4" and 150 lbs, you can consider myself fat too. A fat dwarf, but still have a bit of that Michelin guy vibe. :p

    But I can barely cook. :bawl:
  8. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    ... I'm working on being fat... I swear...

  9. You haven't discovered the virtues of poutine, my friend? French fries (not freedom fries, dammit!), cheese turds (err, I mean curds, sorry), and brown gravy. Yummy!

    Now I'm gonna make some spaghetti sauce. :smug:
  10. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    Are skinny guys allowed in this thread? I come in a state of awe and reverence; all hail the chubsters! I implore thee to impart your wisdom, and to pass the gravy.
  11. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    [eric cartman] Hey! Got Dammit! I'm just big-boned! [/eric cartman]


    BTW, Bliss, don't get him started! :D
  12. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    I don't know if he TBs, but this guy is pretty big. I mean, look how small his bass looks in his hands...

  13. James Hart

    James Hart

    Feb 1, 2002
    Endorsing Artist: see profile
    Git your own gravy little girly man

    what the hey... help yourself to a double mashed potato from the pot over there while you're at it.
  14. Lackey


    May 10, 2002
    Los Angeles
    Can you guys help me out? I'm 6'5" and only a measly 170 lbs!

    Pack it on me!
  15. danshee

    danshee Banned

    May 28, 2004
    Chicago, Illinois
    I'm a skinny bass player, but I have a fat head- does that count? Anthony Jackson is my fatty of choice by the way.
  16. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Gard emailed me this BBQ shrimp recipe.

    He said I could share it:

    I am impressed. A POUND of butter!
    Now this man can do some serious damage in a Kitchen!

    There is a bag of shrimp in my freezer waiting to be put
    to the test!

    He didn't forget to mention that the new Lakland Hollowbody Skyline is in, and is awesome ... I'll get you for that!

  17. Damage to the kitchen? or arteries? ;)
  18. Mudfuzz


    Apr 3, 2004
    Some one should sit on you for that :D :p :D
  19. Chris A

    Chris A Chemo sucks!

    Feb 25, 2000
    Manchester NH

    Another vote for poutine!!
    I haven't had any in a long time.
    Now I'm hungry again :mad:

    Chris A. :rolleyes: :bassist:

  20. Ahh yes my Canadian chum. Poutine...another reason why so many Canadians are so obese. That plus the fact we find an excuse to add bacon to every food group. :D