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Favorite Brand of Toilet Paper

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Reverend G-Money, Aug 30, 2004.


  1. OK, so since there are so many "favorite brand of...." threads i figured i'd start one about something IMPORTANT for our daily lives.

    I say Scott Tissue. charmin sucks.



    EDIT: if anybody says "their hand", you're fired. :D
     
  2. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    Recycled paper, 2 or 3-layer. Usually the cheapest I can find. That's all I need.
     
  3. Charmin quilted puffed! It;s like wiping your ass on a cloud!!
     
  4. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Angel Soft or Quilted Northern. I've sworn off Charmin because while it is indeed soft, it balls up and rips and ends up sticking to my ass. I know that's more info than all of you wanted but I felt I must plead my case.

    brad cook
     
  5. vbass

    vbass

    May 7, 2004
    Bay Area, CA
    Charmin Ultra, double rolls. My god you can go for years on one roll.
     
  6. bassturtle

    bassturtle

    Apr 9, 2004
    Whatever it is that my wife gets. I buy the cheap stuff for my store though - you know...the stuff that feels like sandpaper. I try to discourage people from pooping here.
     
  7. Whatever gets the job done is fine by me.

    Quilted? What, is yer anus that in dire need of pampering?

    :D
     
  8. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Deptford, NJ
  9. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    +1 for Scott. Best stuff, IMO

    ...and I agree with Brad that the softer stuff just leads to dingle berry problems.

    However - I think that a more interesting question might be which way do you hang your TP. I think that it should be hung so that the paper comes off of the roll over the top and dangles from the side closer to the throne, however my wife insists that it be hung the other way (paper hanging closer to the wall) I think that she is totally wrong about this, but I have learned to just let it go. I saw an episode of the Simpsons one time where for some reason Homer was making a list of all the things Marge does wrong and he was taking points off for hanging toilet paper roll in "improper underhand fashion" which I took as further proof that I'm right about this.

    So, to recap: Scott, hung in proper over hand fashion.
     
  10. bassturtle

    bassturtle

    Apr 9, 2004
    That's a great quote!
     
  11. I got a bassturtle-head pookin oooot.

    (just kiddin man) :D Thanx! lol!
     

  12. exactly. no other type/method of hanging even worth it.
     
  13. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Deptford, NJ
    agree 100%
     
  14. bassturtle

    bassturtle

    Apr 9, 2004
    ROFL
     
  15. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Dude...let me use the analogy of buying those lotioned-up Puffs Plus tissues. You may say "Why do you need to pamper your nose?" but anyone who's ever had a cold or allergies where your nose is dripping nonstop knows that it becomes not a case of pampering but keeping your nose from becoming inflamed and painful from so much wiping of rough kleenex.

    Now let's just say that I pretty much constantly have the anal equivalent of allergies...and my sneezes are NOT pretty.

    brad cook
     
  16. :D (not for nuthin, looks like Mr. Hankey doin a dance in yer avatar)

    Man, I'm sorry, this kinda thread brings out the devil in meh.


    And in re: to the anal-allergy scenario, believe me, I just vomited. :eek:
     
  17. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    I think you're getting the analogy a little mixed up there.

    brad cook
     
  18. you can take clariten for your alliegies dig...
     
  19. No, I get it just fine, just the thought of irritated, red, scaly anus makes me wanna vomit.

    But, to bring it back in, I vomit from post nasal drip sometimes....

    yup. :D
     
  20. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Oh I do.

    brad cook