Favorite Bumper Stickers

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Joe Nerve, Aug 14, 2004.

  1. Joe Nerve

    Joe Nerve Supporting Member

    Oct 7, 2000
    New York City
    Endorsing artist: Musicman basses, Hipshot products
    Arite, when I start threads like this it means I'm avoiding doing something I should be doing. I am.

    I have a bumper sticker that I've yet to put on my car that says:


    and underneath in smaller letters, it says...

    Gretsky gets the puck, he shoots, he scores!!!!
    I saw another one that I'd LOVE to find and put on my car. It was during the time when everyone had the stickers that said, "My other car is a Harley", or "My other car is a Rolls, Cadilliac, etc". The one I saw, that I still want said:

    My other car is a piece of sh*t too.
    I recently saw on tee-shirt - Cheer up Emo Kid. I think that'd make a neat bumper sticker.

    Ahh yes - those stickers that make us smile. Wut are your favs.
  2. nonsqtr

    nonsqtr The emperor has no clothes!

    Aug 29, 2003
    Burbank CA USA
    On the backside of a beat up '72 Duster:

    "You deserve what you tolerate". :)
  3. srxplayer


    May 19, 2004
    Highland, CA
    I have two favorites but they are not on my cars. Just saw them while driving.

    1. I always take the wife with me
    because she is to ugly to kiss good bye.

    2. The voices in my head keep
    telling me to clean my guns.

    Saw both of these in San Bernardino
  4. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    "Life Sucks....OK, for you it does"

    "Stupidity should be painful"

  5. "Nuke The Unborn Gay Whales for Jesus"
  6. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
  7. Eric Moesle

    Eric Moesle Supporting Member

    Sep 21, 2001
    Columbus OH
    "Think Whirled Peas"

    I saw that one a few years ago on the way to work early in the a.m., and chuckled loudly.
  8. Cute girl driving, sticker says:

    "I'm wearing nothing from the waist down"



    Another favorite:

    "Driver carries no cash. He's married."
  9. jb63


    Jan 3, 2002
    Cleveland, Ohio
    You've all seen the "I (heart) NY" bumper stickers right? (heart, the symbol, like in a deck of cards)

    "I (spade) my cat"

    and my fave:

    "I (club) my wife"
  10. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Wrinkled old man driving, sticker says:

    "I'm wearing nothing from the waist down"


    brad cook
  11. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    "Keep honking, I'm reloading."

    "Honk if I'm an aggie."

    brad cook
  12. nonsqtr

    nonsqtr The emperor has no clothes!

    Aug 29, 2003
    Burbank CA USA
    Left side: "Wife and Dog Missing".

    Right side: "Reward for Dog"

  13. Don't_Fret

    Don't_Fret Justin Schornstein

    Dec 10, 2003
    East Coast, US
  14. jucas


    Dec 14, 2003
    Saw a guy with one of the "my other cars is a porsche" stickers on his porsche. strange to be bumperstickering a porsche, but kinda funny.
  15. i like the one that says "stickers suck". irony is fun

    also, saw a motorcycler once with a t shirt that said "if you can read this the b***h fell off" :smug:
  16. bmc


    Nov 15, 2003
    " Do you believe in God? She's black you know?
  17. I wanna get a bumper sticker on my guitar that says

    "I play this music to scare off the normals"

    I found Jesus!

    *in small print below* He's in my trunk.
  18. Get that car godzilla, and step on it!
  19. Folmeister

    Folmeister Knowledge is Good - Emile Faber Supporting Member

    May 7, 2003
    Tomball, Texas
    My two favorites:

    1. Bumping clam is not a crime!

    2. Would you drive any better with that cell phone up your a**?

    3. In-n-Out Urge (a converted In-n-Out Burger sticker)

    4. Smile, God plays a Rickenbacker! (I had this on my van for years - and, yes, I made it)