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Favorite Family Guy moments/quotes.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by whiteshadow, Mar 8, 2004.


  1. whiteshadow

    whiteshadow

    Jul 3, 2001
    Ohio
    One of the best moments ever is the episode where Peter goes to a seminar to help him become more in touch with his feminine side, and tries to get Stewie to suck on his teat, pure hilarity.
     
  2. Justin V

    Justin V

    Dec 27, 2000
    Alameda, CA
    Run E.T. RUN!!!! (from the end of the world episode)

    OR:

    Peter: Optimus Prime is Jewish? (optimus prime enters and transforms in synagogue) [banned episode, "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"]

    Yeah, that show rules.
     
  3. funkcicle

    funkcicle

    Jan 9, 2004
    Asheville, NC
    yeah, the stewie-nipple thing is one of the best moments for me.


    The Osama Bin Laden bit in the Road to Rhode Island bit is hilarious in a disturbingly ironic sort of way(the episode was pre 9-11-2001). I noticed it rebroadcasted recently and the Bin Laden bit was cutout. A shame people are such prudes.
     
  4. The chicken fighting scene was great on the end of the world episode.

    And the episode where Brian goes to rehab, the lady asks Peter what his name is and he looks around trying to think of a name.
    Looks at a pea "Pea"
    Looks at a girl crying "Tear"
    Looks at a Griffon fly accross the room "Griffon"
    "My name is Peter Griffon."

    Genious.
     
  5. Figjam

    Figjam

    Aug 5, 2003
    Boston, MA
    One of the first episodes ever

    *stewie stabs broccoli with a fork*
    "How do you like THAT, broccoli?!"
     
  6. BassGod

    BassGod

    Jan 21, 2004
    [Stewie and a girl sit outside waiting for their parents to pick them up from dancing lessons. The two do not get along.]

    *Stewie's Mom pulls up*

    Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total b***h!
     
  7. Bard2dbone

    Bard2dbone

    Aug 4, 2002
    Arlington TX
    Stewie, playing a banjo: "Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet."

    Peter: (and I use this one on accasion) "You people can kiss the fattest part of my a$$."

    Or the one where they are in a hotel room and Stewie can;t get to sleep because of the sounds of a drug deal in the next room, so he takes matters into his own hands...
    Dealer#1: "You got the money?"
    Dealer#2 : "You got the stuff?"
    Stewie: "Must I listen to this all night? (shouting at wall) He's wearing a wire!"
    sounds of gunwire and bodies falling...
    Stewie: "There now. That's better."

    And Spank is referencing one of my faves in his avatar. When Chris asks Peter if he's trying to embarass him and he says "Oh no, son. If I was trying to embarass yoou I would this..." and then demonstrates. Eeeeeeeeeeeew. :p
     
  8. Stachio

    Stachio Supporting Member

    Jan 29, 2002
    Atlanta
    The one that gets me going every time is in the court room where Peter gets sentenced.
    Everybody says "oh no" in turn...
    The Kool Aid man breaks through the wal "Oh YEAH!", then backs out slowly

    classic
     
  9. Coutts_is_god

    Coutts_is_god Guest

    Dec 29, 2003
    Windsor, Ont, Canada
    Your Great great great Garanda was one of the first people to own a phone. Phone rings.
    "Hello"
    "Hello John?"
    "No what number you looking for"
    "3"
    "Well this is 7"
    Or something like that.
     
  10. Figjam

    Figjam

    Aug 5, 2003
    Boston, MA
    Haha remember that. Isnt that the episode where they find out Peters part black, or am i mistaken?
     
  11. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    "Damn the broccli, damn you, and damn the Wright Brothers!" - Stewie

    "Nice Hooters!" - Guy

    "Holy crap! I'm black!" - Peter

    And I seriously dig the Optimus Prime moment.
     
  12. jazzbo

    jazzbo

    Aug 25, 2000
    San Francisco, CA
    That's definitely one of my favorites. The Kool-Aid man was SO excited to have Kool-Aid for everyone, and he just sort of, automatically assumed that there would be a Kool-Aid party wherever he showed up. It's the way he leaves, kind of embarrassed, that makes it really good.

    My favorite. The episode with the black knight.

    Black Knight: "And what's your fat a$$ doing here?"
    (You assume the camera's going to Peter, instead you see this guy sitting on a really, really ...... really fat donkey).
    Guy: "He's my only means of conveyance. But, I suppose I do spoil him."
    Black Knight: "Yes, you do."

    The whole thing last about 3 seconds, and if you blink, you'll miss it.
     
  13. Someone here has this quote in their sig, but here goes.

    Peter: Brian look! there's a message in my Alphabits...It says, OOOOO....

    Brian: Those are Cherios, Peter.


    :D
     
  14. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Pawtucket Pat's "Pure Inebriation" is quite good as well.
     
  15. Ívar Þórólfsson

    Ívar Þórólfsson Mmmmmm... Supporting Member

    Apr 9, 2001
    Kopavogur, Iceland

    One of my favorite moments as well! :)

    I actually did not like the shows at all to begin with!

    But somehow I just kept watching and the shows really grew on me!
    Now they are one of my favorites!
     
  16. Coutts_is_god

    Coutts_is_god Guest

    Dec 29, 2003
    Windsor, Ont, Canada
    Meg has just ran out of the room
    Brain "wow what little runt"
    Lowus(sp) makes a noise
    Brain "What, I said runt"

    I forget what show it was but brain was just like " I just love chocolate, But i can't eat it cause i'll get fat" and yes he was fat.

    I have so many more I should get out more to.
     
  17. Eyescream

    Eyescream

    Feb 4, 2004
    Knoxville, TN
    That was the show where Brian got it on with Lois' dad's prize-winning greyhound. In the scene you're talking about, Peter was imagining what life would be like with a neutered Brian (as per the pending court agreement that would grant him custody of the puppies we later find out aren't really his to begin with).