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Favorite Movie Quotes

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Eric Cioe, Oct 28, 2003.

  1. "I want to slip my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?"

    Full Metal Jacket

    "I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a strait razor. That's my dream. It's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering along the edge of a strait razor... and surviving... But we must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig. Cow after cow. Village after village. Army after army. And they call me an assassin. What do you call it when the assassins accuse the assassin? They lie. They lie, and we have to be mericful for those who lie. Those nabobs. I hate them; I do hate them."

    Apocalypse Now
  2. "Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn."
    Clark Gable as Rhett Butler in Gone with the wind.
  3. temp5897

    temp5897 Guest

    "But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!"
  4. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002

    :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: YOU! that was mine! but my internet crapped out when I read this thread this morning...grrrr. :p

    well I had a back-up quote for this situation.

    The internet?!?...what the **** is the internet??? -Jay and silent bob strike back
  5. Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003
    "Do you mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down"

    Pulp Fiction, One of my top ten favorite movies
  6. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    "These go to eleven"
  7. tuBass


    Dec 14, 2002
    Mesquite, Texas
    "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

    Princess Bride, one of the most quoteable movies of all time.

    For those of you who are not familiar with it, THIS is a good link for information.
  8. Ty McNeely

    Ty McNeely

    Mar 27, 2000
    "Bring your green hat!!"
  9. pineapple


    Oct 16, 2003
    lexington, ky
    THE most quoteable movie of all time...The Big Lebowski.

    "all the dude ever wanted was his rug back."

    the dude replies when asked to blow on bunny's toes:
    "are you sure he won't mind?"
    "him? oh, he's a nihilist. he doesn't care about anything."
    "oh, that must be exhausting."

    "the chinaman is NOT the issue here, dude."

    "f**k it man, let's go bowling."
  10. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    "Smokey, this is not Nam, this is bowling, there are rules"

    Yeah, The Big L :cool:
  11. "Its my eye isnt it?"
    "No, why would there be something wrong with that WIERD looking eye?...... I believe i have an eye for detail"

    Or the other one: "I had to beat them to death with their own shoes" :p

    Waynes World 2 yay!!

    Party on!


  12. I think Fight Club is the most quotable movie.

    Narrator: "You're insane!"
    Tyler: "No. I think you'll find that you're insane."

    Narrator: "I... I don't know. I guess... when people think
    you're dying, they really listen, instead..."
    Marla: "-Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak."

    Tyler: "Any last words?"
    Narrator"I can't think of anything."

    Tyler: "Did you know that if you mix equal parts
    of gasoline and equal parts frozen orange juice
    concentrate, you can make napalm?"
    Narrator: "No, I did not know that, is that true?
    Tyler: "That's right. One can make all kinds of
    explosives using simple household items."
    Narrator: "Really."
    Tyler: "If one were so inclined."

    "Like everyone else, I had become a
    slave to the IKEA nesting instinct.
    If I saw something like clever coffee
    table sin the shape of a yin and yang,
    I had to have it. I would flip through
    catalogs and wonder, "What kind of dining
    set defines me as a person?" We used to
    read pornography. Now it was the Horchow
    Collection. I had it all. Even the glass
    dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections,
    proof they were crafted by the honest,
    simple, hard-working indigenous peoples of

    "For six months, I couldn't sleep.
    With insomnia, nothing is real.
    Everything is far away. Everything
    is a copy of a copy of a copy."

    "When deep space exploration ramps up,
    it will be corporations that name
    everything. The IBM Stellar Sphere.
    The Philip Morris Galaxy. Planet

    "That old saying, how you always hurt
    the one you love, well, it works both

    "And then... something happened. I let go.
    Lost in oblivion -- dark and silent
    and complete. I found freedom. Losing
    all hope was freedom."

    "I wanted to destroy something beautiful."

    "With a gun in your mouth, you speak only
    in vowels."

    "I wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of
    every panda that wouldn't screw to save its

    "If you wake up at a different time
    and in a different place, could you
    wake up as a different person?"

    "Worker bees can leave
    Even drones can fly away
    The queen is their slave."
    ~Narrator Haiku~

    "A guy started at Fight Club, his ass was a wad of cookie
    dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood."

    "After fighting, everything else in your life has
    got the volume turned down."

    "Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War.
    Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives."

    "You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh."

    "You are not your job.
    You are not how much you have in the bank.
    You are not the contents of your wallet.
    You are not your ****ing Khakis.
    You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
    You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of
    the world."

    "You are not special. You are not a
    beautiful or unique snowflake. You are
    the same decaying organic matter as
    everything else."

    "We are a generation raised by women.
    I'm wondering if another woman is the answer."

    "How much can you know about yourself
    if you've never been in a fight?"

    "The things you own end up owning you."

    "You just had a near-life experience."
  13. I liked this line from Adaptation.

    Not rules, principles. McKee writes: "A rules says, you must do it this way. A principle says...this works...and has through all remembered time."

    Oh yeah, this line was classic from the Big Lebowski.

    Hey, hey, careful man! There's a beverage here!
  14. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

    Apocalypse Now

    Earnest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I believe the second part.

  15. Figjam


    Aug 5, 2003
    Boston, MA
    As soon as i clicked on this thread, i was hoping someone was going to mention Fight Club.

    the "narrarator" is also "Tyler", as played by Ed Norton.

    "Guys with that type of brutal honesty make me grow a big rubbery one"
  16. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    For convenience sake I usually refer to the narrator as 'jack'
  17. Marley's Ghost

    Marley's Ghost Supporting Member

    Feb 9, 2002
    Tampa, FL
    I picked a helluva week to stop *smoking
    *sniffing glue
    *shooting heroin

    Lloyd Bridges in Airplane

    Too many others from this classic for my tired fingers to type.
  18. Mental Octopus

    Mental Octopus

    May 24, 2003
    Old lady: Nervous?
    Ted Striker: Yes.
    Old lady: First time?
    Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

  19. Just finished crossing the "T"s and dotting the... lower case "j"s.
  20. KingOfAmps

    KingOfAmps Inactive

    There's two kinds of people in the world. Those with guns.....and those who dig. Clint Eastwood-The Good, the Bad, an da Ugly
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