Yes it can include Talkbass, but no movies, no books, no TV shows... because I think the funniest quotes come from true life. To get an obvious one out of the way "Pile Drivingly Heavy..." Next: My friend was coloring in a coloring book, "Super Mario Brothers the Movie." And while trying to explain how the movie should have gone, he said, "I just don't think the world was ready for Mario Brothers the Movie" A PO'ed redneck Walmart customer (who I assure you was in the wrong on this one) pointed at me and yelled, "You're what's wrong with America!" And it was because I inconvieneced him for 5 seconds and he thought I swore... but I didn't say anything. None of these will probably be funny to anyone but the poster.. but go ahead.