Favourite Pick up/break up Line

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Jace The Bass, Jan 31, 2005.

  1. Okay Guys or guy-esses what's your ultimate pick up or break up line that you use to wheel in the catch

    Here's one

    Me: Hi what is your nationality/ethnic group?

    Her: I'm american and you?

    Me: I've got Tahitian and European blood in me

    Her: Wow that's a nice mix

    Me: Yeah but do you want some of it :D
  2. how about this.... white dude to asian girl...

    would you like some caucasian? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :D
  3. Gia


    Feb 28, 2001
    "you smell like sick"
    "no, you smell like sick"
    "oh yeah"
    "lets make out"
  4. I have come to sweep you off your feet into the dustpan of desire.

    No, it's never worked. Shocker, eh?
  5. Sundogue


    Apr 26, 2001
    Wausau, WI
    Break up line...

    "It's not you, it's me."

    If that were true, then why not stay with that person and break up with yourself?
  6. invisiman


    Feb 22, 2004
    Break up: "You Suck" Followed by hanging up or ditching.

    Pick up: Ehh...never needed one. My natural charm always worked for me :D
  7. Against Will

    Against Will Supporting Member

    Dec 10, 2003
    Big Sound Central
    I'm not gay, but I'll learn.
  8. careful man, that's a PICK-UP line in some circles.... :D
  9. My fav pick up is from "North Dallas 40"

    "Hey baby, I love your legs, got your feet on one end, and your pu$$y on the other. I just want to f--- you!"
  10. I am a sex machine. Would you like to touch my penis ?
  11. Marlat


    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    Break up line:

    "Listen, i'm not really who you think I am.....I'm Mike Money".
  12. Dammit fender watch the lingo or else it's a BUST :D
  13. SuperDuck


    Sep 26, 2000
    Welcome to Dumpsville, baby. Population: you.
  14. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    This is kinda funny/sad. In high school, there was this girl that was obsessed with me/stalked me a tad. (Sad already isn't it. :D ) I turned her down for "Hooking up" on 7 or more occasions. I hate being mean, but I had to be mean to her a few times. Eventually it became a joke... so in an email, when she asked why we couldn't date, I said, "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well. I will find a center in you, I will chew it up and leave... trust me." :D

    And this was before anyone in my hometown knew who Tool was. Uber Undergroundcore = Me. :ninja:
  15. Break up line- "Darlin.......Its not you, its that hot ass floosy in the 2 in. long skirt who will put out every night whereas you only do so every two weeks..........sorry babe, you should try a boob job. ;)
  16. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    I've never tried a pickup line: I usually just baffle them with my punctuality.
  17. :eek: :D :D :D
  18. Figjam


    Aug 5, 2003
    Boston, MA
    I was just listening to that song :eyebrow:
  19. retitled


    Feb 13, 2004
    forest hills
    "you are the church, i am the steeple, when we f**k, we're all gods people" - marilyn manson
  20. Pick up - " Wanna touch this babe cause im on FIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

    " Yeah , Im in a band, I play the bass cause I like to THUMP and BUMP!" :D