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Favourite Simpsons Quote

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Bassman_Spike, Mar 7, 2004.


  1. Hi All
    Dont no if this has been done before...but post your favourite simpsons quote/s

    Mine Are:
    "Its my old pal Mr Mcgreg with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg"
    "When I grow up i want to be a prinicipal or a cattipilla"
    "Me fail english? That umpossible"
    "I ated the purple berries....they taste like burning"

    As you can tell Ralph Wiggum is my favourite character

    So come on i no lots of you watch the simpsons
     
  2. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    These are prescription pants!
     
  3. "I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me superman!"
    *Loud bang* "What was that!?" "It must've been that bean I had for dinner..."
     
  4. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    yeah, but so long ago, who cares! :p
     
  5. ok, i got one:

    Bart: "i learned in spanish class today that my name in spanish is el barto!"
    Homer: "no fair! fine, if ur el barto, then i must be el homo"
    :D
     
  6. Coutts_is_god

    Coutts_is_god Guest

    Dec 29, 2003
    Windsor, Ont, Canada
    "1-800 my phone doesn't go to 800. WAIT!"

    Marge "I get what these forks are for but whats this one for"
    Homer "My dear that one is for sratching your ass"
     
  7. Haha ive got another one

    "You'll have to speak up im wearing a towel"
     
  8. Stephen S

    Stephen S Member

    Apr 10, 2002
    San Bernardino, CA
    "i dont need drugs to enjoy this, just to enhance this"
    "im jealous of girls cause they get to wear dresses"
    "purple taste like death, nalaaaa!!"
     
  9. Coutts_is_god

    Coutts_is_god Guest

    Dec 29, 2003
    Windsor, Ont, Canada
    "They call them fingers, But you never see them fing, Oh Wait there they go"
     
  10. Bardolph

    Bardolph

    Jul 28, 2002
    Grand Rapids, MI
    I brought my home-made first aid kit; it's spring loaded for quick access.... AAAAHHHH!!

    Sorry I'm late, somebody messed with my brakes.
    Then you should have been here early.

    HAHA! Your dad's not handy.
     
  11. Against Will

    Against Will Supporting Member

    Dec 10, 2003
    Big Sound Central
    Too many to choose, so I'll just do the one that's on the top of my head.

    Homer: *pulling out* Bye honey! Going to destroy Edison's invention. If we're back by tomorrow avenge our deaths!

    Marge: *scrubbing mailbox* Mmmm, I just washed that drive-way
     
  12. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    I'm so smart! SMR, I mean, SMART!

    Pretty much anything starting with "Hi, I'm Troy McClure..."

    Oh, for got a classic:

    "Homer, are you licking toads?"
    "I'm not not licking toads."
     
  13. PunkerTrav

    PunkerTrav

    Jul 18, 2001
    Canada & USA
    "Must read Marge's book. Can't get distracted. Hmmm, distracted. Thats a funny word. I wonder if people ever get tracted? I'll go phone the suicide hotline and ask." - Homer J. simpson

    Travis
     
  14. Petebass

    Petebass

    Dec 22, 2002
    QLD Australia
    "Quick, what's the number for 911?" Homer.

    "I was wearing a brown onion on my belt coz that was the fashion at the time" - Grandpa Simpson.
     
  15. subscribing to this one just for more great quotes :D
     
  16. Some good ones off the top of my head. They aren't verbatim, and I may have even messed up who said what between Lenny and Carl:


    Lenny: Ah, the ballet, huh? Going to see the bears drive around in the little cars?


    Homer: This is Ned Flanders, and he's my BEST FRIEND!
    Lenny: What'd Homer say?
    Carl: Dunno, something about him being gay.


    The entire lie detector test they performed on Moe..."Okay!!! I'm going to eat dinner alone and ogle the women in the Victoria's Secret Catalog....*BZZT*....(dejected) Sears Catalog. *DING!* Now would you take this thing off me? I don't deserve this kind of humiliation! *BZZT*



    Marge: Principal Skinner, are you sure these pretzels will provide all the nutrition the children need?
    Principal Skinner (held at gun point): Yes. I am sure. Sure as can be.
    Marge: Oh my gosh, where'd you get that scar??
    Mafia Guy in the background: Tell her it was a boating accident.
    Skiner: I believe it was a boking accident.
    (Laser flashes over his head)
    Skinner: I have to go now.


    Mark McGwire: You're right, Bart. Major League Baseball IS spying on you. Would you prefer to know the dark truth why....OR SEE ME HIT SOME DINGERS!?
    Everyone: Dingers!


    Baseball Announcer #1: Hall of Famer Whitey Ford has gone out on the field...to plead with the audience for some kind of....sanity!
    Announcer #2: Oh, no! A barrage of pretzels has knocked Whitey unconscious!
    Announcer #!: This is a dark, dark day for baseball.



    Otto walking out of the "Magic Pot Palace" store:
    Otto: Oh man, that's TOTALLY false advertising!

    Sadly, those are just some great moments I'm recalling randomly. I love the Simpsons (Seasons 1 - 9 only!)
     
  17. travatron4000

    travatron4000

    Dec 27, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    ~How did you not see that boat coming?
    ~Aye, two glass eyes.

    ~We're here, We're Clear, and we don't want any more bears!

    ~HA HA!
     
  18. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    "My story begins in Nineteen dickety two. We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen our word for "twenty." I chased that rascal to get it back but gave up after dickety-six miles... "

    brad cook
     
  19. "ARRRRRRG why buy a house, we yee can have a houseboat."

    "Hail to our half inflated dark lord!" spinal tap ep.

    ARRRRRRRG" it was a dark and stormy night..... then out of the darkness, came a beast more stomach than man." all you can eat shrimp ep.