No, not the Erica Jong novel. I have an audition scheduled with a band that appears to be kind of a big deal. They do travel, and at least a little of the travel will involve flying. I'm a white knuckle flier. Haven't been on an airplane in 18 years, never planned on flying again. I told the band member I'm in contact with about the white knuckle part, but I do want to go through with the audition. I never thought I'd be auditioning for a band like this, and of course I may not be what they are looking for. But just auditioning means I'll have a chance of getting the gig, no matter how small. Any advice if I get the gig? Get smashed before getting on the plane?