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Feeling Guilty, Left My Blond Beauty at Home

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by dtripoli, Feb 4, 2013.

  1. dtripoli


    Aug 15, 2010
    Signal Hill CA
    Infidelity at Gigs
    I played a gig Saturday and instead of packing up my classy Blond G&L ASAT and having her join me for
    another evening of great music time together, I left her at home and snuck off with my street worn but
    newly cleaned up Black modded Squier P-Bass.
    She performed admirably. She's slimmer, lighter in weight, great tone and fun to play.
    Not sure how to tell blondie we're not in a monogamous relationship anymore.

  2. Maybe Blondie is into threesomes and you take take them both out next time?

    But I kinda know the feeling. All the basses I own get played regularly as they are set up for different sounds. But often I can bring no more than 2 (and sometimes only 1) to a gig.

    So I try to rotate to keep them all happy, but I still feel bad for the ones that stayed home.
  3. One blonde, one Brunette.... I don't see the problem

    My Blonde & Brunette.... although the Brunette is the main player.

  4. 1954bassman


    Jun 7, 2004
    Hickory, NC
    though I seldom give this advice, here it is: Don't Ask, Don't Tell. :ninja: