Finally it's here...

The album that will give Pink Floyd's iconic legendary masterpiece Darkside of The Moon some serious competition.

Here is the press release:


Bad omens.

The end is near!

And this is how it will most likely happen:

I foresee a gigantic metaphorical fart escape the odd abomination the semi sentinel creature the collective conscious of the largely ignorant masses form, followed by a mass psychotic cacophonous girly equally nervous and naughty giggle, followed by the surprised and embarrassed look on it's face when it realizes it pooped it's own pants and in that exact same moment it will slip in the banana peal from a banana it just ate moments before it farted.

This most probably will result God to clap in his hands and immediately after drill a large hole in his own skull, dig out his brain with a spoon, and while eating it, exclaiming:

"Never did something so stupid taste this good!"

Ultimately the earth will split in half and Satan, who live in it's midst, will rise victorious and invite everyone to a giant barbecue party on his swastika formed grill.


Let me present you the 7 track masterpiece:

The Shattered Sun Offensive

 

Well, it's not really an official album, just a compilation made for fun of songs I recorded.

By the way the songs are not really that silly as the "press release" might suggest (well maybe except for the first one).

And the press release is a joke.

We obviously don't share the same sense of humor though.

And I guess if you are not into abstract things and surrealism, then the songs are probably not for you in the first place.

On the other hand I do not write music that is supposed to be understood or liked by all people, I mainly write the music I like my self and enjoy writing.

I am happy though when people understand the things I make and like them.

I just don't expect them to.