Finally... The Answer!!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Chad Michael, Jan 18, 2003.

  1. I have A.A.A.D.D.

    Do you have A.A.A.D.D?

    They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition. Hooray!! I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder...

    This is how it goes:
    I decide to wash the car; I start toward the garage and notice the mail on the table.

    Ok, I'm going to wash the car. But first I'm going to go through the mail. I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk mail and I notice the trash can is full.

    Ok, I'll just put the bills on my desk and take the trash can out, but since I'm going to be near the mailbox anyway, I'll pay these few bills first.

    Now, where is my checkbook? Oops, there's only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk.

    Oh, there's the coke I was drinking. I'm going to look for those checks.

    But first I need to put my coke further away from the computer, or maybe I'll pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a while.

    I head towards the kitchen and my flowers catch my eye, they need some water. I set the coke on the counter and uh oh! There are my glasses. I was looking for them all morning! I'd better put them away first.

    I fill a container with water and head for the flower pots - - Aaaaaagh! Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen. We will never think to look in the kitchen tonight when we want to watch television so I'd better put it back in the family room where it belongs.

    I splash some water into the pots and onto the floor, I throw the remote onto a soft cushion on the sofa and I head back down the hall trying to figure out what it was I was going to do?

    End of Day: The car isn't washed, the bills are unpaid, the coke is sitting on the kitchen counter, the flowers are half watered, the checkbook still only has one check in it and I can't seem to find my car keys!

    When I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm baffled because I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY LONG!!! I realize this is a serious
    condition and I'll get help, BUT FIRST I think I'll check my e-mail...

  2. sounds like my kind of day. at least you did not walk into walls during all this, or doors for that matter. this brought such a smile to my face after a 16 hour day with troubled teens where i work. thank you so much. :D
  3. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    Possibly with children?
  4. ;)

    morningdove -

    ....glad it made you smile.




    Oct 16, 2002
    New Orleans
    Theres another possibility,

    I was gonna clean my room until I got high
    I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
    my room is still messed up and I know why
    - cause I got high [repeat 3X]

    I messed up my entire life because I got high
    I lost my kids and wife because I got high
    now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
    - cause I got high [repeat 3X]:(
  6. blimplizkit...that's me every day...I got it real bad...what it called again??? A.A.A.D.D. getting old is utter blissful... :)
  7. Alyn


    Dec 19, 2002
    Anyone else notice that that "afroman" dude din't actually have an afro? it was just manky fine balding curly fluff.
    Sounds like one of my days man, I have the attention span of a fish.
  8. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

    bimp, that sounds suspiciously like one of my typical days!:D
  9. A.A.A.D.D., that expains a lot. I've learned a lesson here, never go to wash the car.
  10. Come on, Bimp. You're too young to be forgetting stuff. I've got eleven years on you and I can remember everything I've forgotten.


  11. moley


    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    Man, I have A.A.A.D.D and I'm 20! :eek:
  12. I'm young and like that; does that mean I just have A.D.D.?

    Can I get some more A's from somewhere?
  13. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    That like my days too...only every so often I tell myself NO internet until I've done ____________ it tends to be internet that distracts me the most...thats why I'm ALWAYS on TB.
  14. Petebass


    Dec 22, 2002
    QLD Australia
    I had one of these days today, so I'm bumping this old but fantastic thread..............
  15. Have I told you about my condition?
  16. You don't have A.A.A.D.D., you have kids. They mess you up.
  17. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001

    I have dual 1.5 year olds, a boy and a girl. I love em more than anything but they do destroy your ability to pay attention for more than three seconds at a time. :D :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:
  18. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Ah yes...good stuff.

    brad cook
  19. Bimplzkit and I were clearly separated at birth. My Brotha!


    PS: I'll help you find your carkeys if you help me find my shoes...