Finish this sentence

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by neo 7, Apr 3, 2014.


  1. neo 7

    neo 7 The bass player doesn't get a sandwich

    Aug 22, 2011
    Erie, PA
    The older I get..........
     
  2. fjadams

    fjadams

    Jun 7, 2011
    Danbury, CT
    The more aged I am.
     
  3. Guitarodeo

    Guitarodeo Who's got da funk? Supporting Member

    Dec 20, 2007
    Rocky Mountains
    The faster I was...
     
  4. geeza

    geeza

    Mar 15, 2009
    Earth, but just barely.
    I'm not wearing pants
    The more you need to get the hell off my lawn.
     
  5. The harder it is to shave my coin purse.
     
  6. DerHoggz

    DerHoggz I like cats :| Inactive

    Feb 13, 2009
    Western Pennsylvania
    The more I love this popcorn
     
  7. wild4oldcars

    wild4oldcars

    Jan 22, 2012
    Garner, NC
    the more basses become "vintage collectibles"
     
  8. elgecko

    elgecko

    Apr 30, 2007
    Anasleim, CA
    ...the more "M***" pr0n seems like just regular pr0n!

    :bag:
     
  9. The more I.... wait. What was the question?
     
  10. zontar

    zontar

    Feb 19, 2014
    J-5
    ...the more I am able to tolerate jazz, and actually like to listen to some of it.
     
  11. will33

    will33

    May 22, 2006
    austin,tx
    Your Mom.
     
  12. paste

    paste

    Oct 3, 2011
    Michigan
    ...is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
     
  13. will33

    will33

    May 22, 2006
    austin,tx
    Is so fat when she to KFC to order a bucket of chicken they asked her what size, she said the one on the roof.
     
  14. paste

    paste

    Oct 3, 2011
    Michigan
    At least my mother wasn't fired from her job at the sperm bank for drinking on the job.
     
  15. paste

    paste

    Oct 3, 2011
    Michigan
    Did I mention she's so classless, she could be a Marxist Utopia?





    Okay enough mama jokes for me tonight.

    :bag:
     
  16. will33

    will33

    May 22, 2006
    austin,tx
    Yeah, well yours is so fat, when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks.
     
  17. paste

    paste

    Oct 3, 2011
    Michigan
    In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from...
     
  18. will33

    will33

    May 22, 2006
    austin,tx
    When she stepped on the scale the doctor said, "Holy $#!+ that's my phone number!"
     
  19. ..... the player I get.
     
  20. will33

    will33

    May 22, 2006
    austin,tx
    Do I really have to say, " roll her in flour and look for the wet spot " ?

    ....Yes....I do....
     
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