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Flea VS Iron Chef

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Rockinjc, May 17, 2001.


  1. Rockinjc

    Rockinjc

    Dec 17, 1999
    Michigan
    Who would win?

    jc
     
  2. Gia

    Gia

    Feb 28, 2001
    roseability
    i would win
     
  3. Rockinjc

    Rockinjc

    Dec 17, 1999
    Michigan
    Can you Cook?
    :D
     
  4. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    this is definitely humor, so, here's the windup...

    checks first bass...

    and the pitch....


    steeeeRIKE!!!
     
  5. TonyS

    TonyS

    Dec 13, 1999
    USA
    Iron Chef would win he has all the "Chops". ... Sorry, sometimes I can't help myself. [​IMG]
     
  6. Iron Chef is the best comedy on TV.....I love the way the translators try to use expression in their voices....I laugh like a total idiot when I watch that show, but I love to cook and the dudes on that show have some great ideas......
     
  7. anon5458975

    anon5458975

    Apr 5, 2001
    The Iron Chef would slice, dice and finely season Flea before he even knew what hit him, no question about it. That's if his posse didn't get to Flea first.

    [​IMG]


    :D
     
  8. Gia

    Gia

    Feb 28, 2001
    roseability
    most definatly
     
  9. ytsebri

    ytsebri

    Sep 1, 2000
    Dallas
    It depends on which Chef he battles.


    Hiroyuki Sakai- Hands down Sakai-san would win.
    He would smother him with a wine/cream
    sauce in the last round.

    Masaharu Morimoto-Morimoto would definately kick
    his ass. He would come up with a combo
    Philly Cheese Steak made with Squid
    testicles and bamboo chutes and shove it down his throat


    BUT


    Chen Kenichi- I think would fold under the pressure. With the combo of Flea's sock genitalia and Ben Ohta's badgering play-by-play questions, Chef Chen would sweat to death.

    Masahiko Kobe (The Price of Pasta)- He would try to submit Flea with a nice bean curd risotto, but Flea would ultimately eat through the attack with the 3 crooked teeth he has in his head.
     
  10. *ToNeS*

    *ToNeS*

    Jan 12, 2001
    Sydney AU
    Angel's a girl. of course she can cook :D
     
  11. What about Flea versus South Park's Chef?

    Flea would get carressed with a whole lot of lovin and meatballs?? :p

    Merls
     
  12. Gia

    Gia

    Feb 28, 2001
    roseability
    yeah. Wanna play house ?
     
  13. Antiline

    Antiline

    May 9, 2001
    Flea would automaticly be excluded from the compiton because he speaks english and would put the dubbing people out of busnes.
     
  14. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    I presume you mean in the context of Celebrity Death Match. Think about it. "The ingredient that has been selected for today's match is .... FLEA!"
     
  15. See i now know why he is called flea, like a flea, they're annoying and quite possibly itchy???? :p

    ..And he never seems to go away!

    Merls
     
  16. Gia

    Gia

    Feb 28, 2001
    roseability
    awwww *ToNeS* doesn't want to play house with me. Shame.
    I guess he can't cohabit as well as I can.
     
  17. *ToNeS*

    *ToNeS*

    Jan 12, 2001
    Sydney AU
    hey man, i can "co-habit" with the best of ya. bring it oooooon, sista :D
     
  18. Rock...
     
  19. Rockinjc

    Rockinjc

    Dec 17, 1999
    Michigan
    Sorry, Can't just play. My house is real! :D
    jc
     
  20. Gia

    Gia

    Feb 28, 2001
    roseability
    yeah ?
    Well it's your turn to cook dinner and there's no food in the house.
    Ha.