Flip flops + Desert night = Muy Malo

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Dude, Apr 3, 2003.

  1. Dude

    Dude Commercial User

    Mar 19, 2000
    Owner: The Dude Pit Forum (closed) Producer: School of Bass
    3:48 AM...went outside for a smoke and take a leak on a cactus under the stars....typically a very cathartic experience ya know?

    Walked into cactus wearing flipflops and wound up pissing on my foot and burnt my finger on cig...LOL

  2. slam

    slam Guest

    Mar 22, 2000
    I didnt know a cactus could wear flipflops.
  3. moley


    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    Pissing up against a cactus.

    It doesn't bear thinking about what would happen if you lost your balance... :eek:
  4. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    im sending this over off topic, where it belongs...
  5. I remember, at a friends party, we were all drunk, so of course, the bathroom was always occupied. We'd go up to the back of her garden where this huge pine tree was. Needless to say, one of my friends fell into it...


    I think everyone close by nearly died laughing.. hahaha
  6. That same sort of thing happened at a drama party last year. "JASON!! Make sure you don't fall outta that tree."


    "Jason, what the hell did I just tell you?"

    "Shut up and call a doctor."


    Rock on

    MAJOR METAL HARVESTER OF SORROW Staff Member Supporting Member

    sounds like it could have been a nice expirence, but it goes to show that it doesnt pay to have holes in your footware.:)
  8. Falling into a cactus?

    It beats falling into a birch tree, that's for sure.