Fontaine's new kicks.

Hey cool!

 

Not diggin' the colors but ive been looking at something similar lately.

 

man, nike's endorsing anyone now.

 

Whatever floats your boat.

Do they really say Fontaine on the side?

 

... i'll pass

 

That looks like you threw up some pumpkin pie after a hard night of seal clubbing in the Canadian Wilderness.

Wait, do they have pumpkins in Canada?

 

What is wrong with you?

 

The shoe design looks cool, but the colors are truly awful.

 

Custom made for you, Earl

 

It happens, on occasion.

Yes, we do. They grow in the 4 day season between winter and cold season. We call it "Extended weekend for growing pumpkins." They're unusually small, and many are required for pie, which is a sacred object here. Only the mightiest of seal hunters get them as gifts from the flocks of women that follow them. They are delicious.

 

that is truly a hideous shoe.

 

Couldn't have said it better myself.

 

I don't know what's worse. The fact that you've posted that orange nightmare, the fact that you used the phrase "deeply, deeply, dope", or the fact that you refer to yourself in the third person.

Please, do not breed.

 

Ouch lmfao.

 

Bleach.

Add it to your gene pool.

 

My brother has those.
Pretty comfortable.

 

lmao