For Dog Lovers

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Dana R Gregory, Jun 27, 2022.

  1. With all that is going on in the world, I felt a little humor would be welcome. Enjoy. :laugh::roflmao::D
    Dumb Doggie.jpg
  2. I think Puppy disapproves:

  3. two fingers

    two fingers Opinionated blowhard. But not mad about it. Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2005
    Eastern NC USA
    This will not end well for you. We are no longer allowed to make jokes about "fur babies". Their wittle feewings will get hurt. :wacky:
  4. I make fun of 'em, all the time. Every time someone mentions cats, I tell them how much I love cats ... lightly sautéed with a creamy butter sauce.
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  5. I like cats too, but I couldn't eat a whole one.
  6. bholder

    bholder Affable Sociopath Gold Supporting Member Supporting Member

    Sep 2, 2001
    Vestal, NY
    Received a gift from Sire* (see sig)
  7. Stewie


    Jul 3, 2013
    Near Boston
    I can’t tell you how offended I am. My dog had finally learned that it is not okay to s#%* under beds when we visit other families. Now you’re advocating dropping them right out in the open. How could you? ;)
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  8. FrenchBassQC

    FrenchBassQC Supporting Member

    Jul 13, 2011
    Gatineau QC CA
    I can't believe
    You're embarrassed
    Pooping is fun
    Just flush when I'm done :roflmao:
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  9. Killing Floor

    Killing Floor Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2020
    Austin, TX
    Can't un see that.
  10. TyBo


    Dec 12, 2014
    I always liked Larson on dogs. One of his many good ones:

  11. Low Down Brown

    Low Down Brown Supporting Member

    Jan 8, 2018
    Uh've done it now. You made a joke about making jokes. Now you're probably on your way to an official TB fourth-wall break #3 violation. Especially since you brought up peoples 'feewings' :roflmao:
  12. Spidey2112


    Aug 3, 2016
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  13. ^^^
    There’s another meme like this with the eyes with a dog but I can’t find it.

  14. fhm555

    fhm555 So FOS my eyes are brown Suspended

    Feb 16, 2011
    I felt like Ginger when I was hospitalized for bypass surgery and rehab. I listened to so many well meaning medical professionals explain things I could not fully understand, using words that could have been made up on the spot for all I knew. It eventually became bla bla bla as I nodded with a thoughtful look on my face, completely clueless to what was being conveyed. Thankfully I had my sister the PA to dumb things down to my level of incompetence.
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  15. landrybass


    Oct 23, 2011
    Atlanta GA
    lol who's butt did you hurt?
  16. :thumbsup:
  17. el jeffe bass

    el jeffe bass

    Nov 22, 2013
    New Mexico
    I have cognitive problems due to having M.S. I usually bring my wife with me to doctor appointments. She’s an emergency department RN so she knows what questions to ask and can translate for me.
  18. Geogio


    Jan 15, 2013
    Over the years I've become allergic to pet dander, hypoallergenic dogs are okay but... it's still not ideal.

    Barn cats? Love 'em
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  19. TyBo


    Dec 12, 2014
    "Barn Cats" - that might be a nice band name, depending on the band :)
  20. J Wilson

    J Wilson

    Apr 22, 2022
    An Undisclosed Location
    Oldie but Goodie:

    Although, really, these days, I really feel like this WAY too often . . .

    . . . and then THIS happens if I watch the news.
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