This will not end well for you. We are no longer allowed to make jokes about "fur babies". Their wittle feewings will get hurt.
I make fun of 'em, all the time. Every time someone mentions cats, I tell them how much I love cats ... lightly sautéed with a creamy butter sauce.
I can’t tell you how offended I am. My dog had finally learned that it is not okay to s#%* under beds when we visit other families. Now you’re advocating dropping them right out in the open. How could you?
Uh oh...you've done it now. You made a joke about making jokes. Now you're probably on your way to an official TB fourth-wall break #3 violation. Especially since you brought up peoples 'feewings'
I felt like Ginger when I was hospitalized for bypass surgery and rehab. I listened to so many well meaning medical professionals explain things I could not fully understand, using words that could have been made up on the spot for all I knew. It eventually became bla bla bla as I nodded with a thoughtful look on my face, completely clueless to what was being conveyed. Thankfully I had my sister the PA to dumb things down to my level of incompetence.
I have cognitive problems due to having M.S. I usually bring my wife with me to doctor appointments. She’s an emergency department RN so she knows what questions to ask and can translate for me.
Over the years I've become allergic to pet dander, hypoallergenic dogs are okay but... it's still not ideal. Barn cats? Love 'em
Oldie but Goodie: Although, really, these days, I really feel like this WAY too often . . . . . . and then THIS happens if I watch the news.