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For those of you who love to cook

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Blazer, Aug 8, 2005.

  1. Blazer


    Nov 27, 2003
    The Netherlands
    Rogue luthier employed at Knooren Handcrafted bass guitars
    I know a fun recepy.

    Turkey with whiskey
    Dinner for 6 persons:

    * A Turkey of around 5 kilo
    * pepper and saltt
    * two bottles of Scottish whiskey
    * Bacon strips
    * A bottle of olive oil

    Prepare the inside of the Turkey with lard and add a good amount of pepper and salt. Pre-heat the oven for ten minutes on 180 degrees centigrade. Take a longdrink glass and fill it for 50% with whiskey. Drink the whiskey while waiting for the oven to heat up. Put the Turkey in an ovenbowl and fill another glass.

    Drink the second glass of Whiskey and put the Turkey in the oven. Turn up the heat of the oben to 200 degreeth avder 20 minubes and fill another two glaffeth with whithkey.

    Dlink the glaffeth and clean up the smithereenth ov the first glath.

    Fill another glath and dlinkt it.

    Avter half an houl open da oven to check on the Turkey
    Run to da bathroom to put da burns wounds on your hands under a running tap of cold water.
    Kick da oven's ath.

    Fffill another two glaffes and dlink da middle one of thothe.

    Openup d' oven avter finishing up da first glath and grab on to d' bowl.
    Put your burned hands und'rr d' running tap againnn until d' pain feeeels not so bad anymore And pick d' zurkey from da floor. Clean up d' zurkey, pick up d' charrrs uv d' broken glass and put d' bowl back into d'oven.
    Pick up d'zurkey of d'floor and first open up d'oven.

    Opennn d'second boddle uv Bisgey an' put it upright.
    Get up from d'floor, gedda broom an' brush all the meth und'r d'closet.
    Get up onthe again an' decide to ssstay on d' floor.
    Put d'bottle on d'floor
    Dlink straight from d'bottle, all gathes are broken.
    Turnnn off d'oven, clothe your eyethes and sleep.

    The next day, serve the Turkey with lemon and Mayonaise. Spend the rest of the day cleaning up the mess you made in the kitchen and clean up the walls and the ceiling too when you're at it. Bring the empty bottles and broken glasses to the glass recycle bin and walk by the doctor to get some medicine against your hangover and the burn wounds on your hands.
  2. Here's my version of turkey with wiskey....

    Step 1:get drunk and go to KFC.

    Step 2:don't yell at me for pretending chicken is turkey.
  3. Seigi


    Jul 3, 2005

  4. Anyone mind converting those temps to F?

  5. MazeMouse


    Jan 27, 2005
    Lollercoaster :D