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Found This Ad On Craiglist

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Harpo61, Jul 28, 2007.


  1. Harpo61

    Harpo61

    Dec 15, 2000
    Tampa Bay
    I found this ad on Tampa Craiglsit what a hoot!

    I wanna start an insane band. I'm into 80's hair metal and i'm also young. I'm so serious about this, this is my dream so you better not ****in play. Dont respond if your like 40 years old or something like that. Ok, i know how to read music i practice everyday. When we get together i wanna to try to practice everyday and not just 1 freakin day per week. I have a kick ass attitude which helps me write music. I have big 80's hair, I dont smoke or drink. I'm looking for musicians who are dependible and have a a kick ass i dont care attitude(BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO BE SERIOUS WITH MUSIC!).Messege Me if your interested or call me at . Thanks.
     
  2. Bo_H

    Bo_H

    Jul 2, 2004
    Funny! Lots of lessons upcoming for that youngster to learn, I'm sure.

    Bo
     
  3. TheDarkReaver

    TheDarkReaver Banned

    Mar 20, 2006
    Lincolnshire, UK
    so he wants someone who doesn't care yet is completely serious about it...lol
     
  4. rockwarnick

    rockwarnick

    Jul 29, 2006
    Rockville, MD
    i think what he is tryingto say is...kick ass.
     
  5. Chipsonfire

    Chipsonfire

    Jul 20, 2007
    Socorro, NM
    He just a young, kick ass guy thats into 80's hair bands that is looking for a few other young, kick ass guys into 80's hair bands that want to make an 'I dont care, but I'm serious' band. They can't be that rare... can they? :rollno:
     
  6. Mystic Michael

    Mystic Michael Hip No Ties

    Apr 1, 2004
    New York, NY
    Dude, this is like, so much my absolute dream gig, I can't even believe this is happening! I've even been buying up all kinds of pink & green Spandex, just for such an opportunity!

    Gonna go to CL Tampa, and find this guy... :smug:
     
  7. Thank you for a new sig
     
  8. Hell yeah.Time to buy some yellow and black spandex.Do I need to wear a cup?? :p
     
  9. No, but when wearing spandex I do find that wearing a few rolled up socks works well for stage presence.

    Ox.
     
  10. Harpo61

    Harpo61

    Dec 15, 2000
    Tampa Bay
    I almost forgot he is a BASSPLAYER!!!!!!!!!
     
  11. Justin V

    Justin V

    Dec 27, 2000
    Alameda, CA
    I think I just figured out why my band has been having a nightmare finding a new drummer. We're just not "I don't care serious" enough and we don't emphasize how kick-ass we need everyone to be.
     
  12. Siegy

    Siegy

    Jun 28, 2007
    Central Neb.
    Can we bet on age? I got $5 on 13.
     
  13. Harpo61

    Harpo61

    Dec 15, 2000
    Tampa Bay
    I live in Tampa and I met guys in their 20'sand 30's that are like that!
     
  14. !Rob!

    !Rob!

    Mar 2, 2007
    "I have a kick ass attitude which helps me write music."


    I love it! :bassist:
     
  15. !Rob!

    !Rob!

    Mar 2, 2007
    $7 says he's 13 "and a half"

    (I just turned 40 "and a half") darn I'm on his "don't show up" list) what the heck do I do with these legwarmers now.

    :D
     
  16. hbarcat

    hbarcat Supporting Member

    Aug 24, 2006
    Rochelle, Illinois


    I thought smoking and drinking (not to mention out-of-control use of coke and other hard drugs) was a requirement for 80's hair metal.
    :eyebrow:


    This guy needs some :help:
     
  17. eedre

    eedre

    Feb 26, 2007
    St. Louis,MO
    Haha... a great example of why children shouldn't be allowed on the internet unsupervised.
     
  18. BellBottomBlues

    BellBottomBlues

    Feb 21, 2007
    New York
    Endorser:Fender User:Rotosound, LaBella, Ashdown, Lindy Fralin

    Is that the reason why I shouldnt post ads in the Adult Wanted section?
     
  19. robgator

    robgator Supporting Member

    Mar 9, 2004
    Urbana, Illinois
    Party on Garth. Really funny. Thanks for posting this.
     
  20. peaveyuser

    peaveyuser Banned

    Oct 18, 2006
    Montreal,Canada

    MB?:bag:
     

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