I was gonna call it Frankensteinberger, but I resisted the temptation. Anyway, let's say you had to piece together one bass from parts of all basses currently available. This neck. Those pickups. That body. This onboard preamp. On and on, down to the nut, if you want to be that picayune. Let's say further that you cannot, by rule of law, play a bass that doesn't mix and match components and that it is also decreed that you can only own and play one bass. What would it be made (So you can't respond by saying, "I love my (insert favorite bass here); that's what I'd play. Wouldn't change a thing." Uh-uh. Can't do that. So. What would your creation look like before you zapped it with electricity and brought it to life?