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FRED DURST.. (I know where he lives)

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Mutilation, Feb 20, 2002.


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  1. Mutilation

    Mutilation Member

    Jan 10, 2002
    I have a friend... named kelly.. she lives in Jacksonville Florida... one of freds houses is down there.... um... anybody up for a bond fire? LOL
    maybe we could dress up as a religious group and say our god by the name of Jerry Garcia lol makes our ties and told us to sacrafice freds house cause fred was a danger to the neighborhood children... then when were in jail we could hold up big signs that say "FREDS A PEDOFILE" good idea?
    lol!

    DONT THINK IM NOT SERIOUS!
     
  2. that is hilarious!
    YOU ARE HILARIOUS!

    lol!
     
  3. That's not funny, you're going to jail.
    *picks up phone*
    I'm reporting you to the police for threat of arson!
    <br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>....or not..
     
  4. Actually,Fred Durst has been replaced by.......George Michaels.George is the Walrus!!!!
     
  5. jazzbo

    jazzbo

    Aug 25, 2000
    San Francisco, CA
    Satire is humor.
    Durst is (loosely) music related.

    That means:

    BASS HUMOR & GIG STORIES

    (And I don't have to deal with it!) :)
     
  6. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker Supporting Member

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    jazzbo, what exactly does limp bizkit have to do with music again?

    ;)

    (don't answer: we all know what you're thinking!)
     
  7. lol!


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  8. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Ha ha ha...


    NOT.

    This one might be headed to an early grave.
     



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